In Trouble Poems - Poems about In Trouble

As I was WALKING and TALKING in the park all ALONE TROUBLE was DOUBLE because I was out LATE Best THOUGHT to REPORT to my wife back at HOME But then, a BRIGHT LIGHT entered my BRAIN How UPSET she would GET if I blew off our DATE Best SOUGHT I OUGHT to get out...

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I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket Then once again, coming from her thicket Soozie cried, "I keep burping." "No," I said. "It's a chirping! I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket." ...

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My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle She’d give me a wink Then down it as drink She’s loopier than the mock turtle! One Sunday we’d watched the Grand Prix She proffered a flask of her pee I said, “Sorry dear It’s cloudy not clear - I much prefer my English tea!” Her pubic hair she'd tried to perm The lotion gave...

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A question like a ramrod Could an interviewee hit like rod: For The Recklessly Unprepared And the sure disaster prepaid… As question waits for the rare gem, Heard slight noises a big problem, The smashed fist on his face Emblem, At long last, Gem turning a Clem “God, why didn’t I a lot read? On me interviewers’ eyes feed!” “I know...

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More than anything, they hate Their members arriving late: After “Eight” still at The Gate… One walks fast, forgets “Loved Gait”; The Dirty, be in that State! More than anything, they hate To be the ones that should wait For Stewart, Maureen or Kate: Colleagues who’d been handed “Date”, The Last that should slight their mate Or fall to The Cheapest Bait. A forum one holds...

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My heart aches like never before and I have seen a lot in life It is heavy, weighs on me like a ton of bricks, even though broken I carry it around, I work hard every day that passes Caretaking things with all the help that I can muster But, I am saddened as if the sun is dimming...

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The song of the river in trouble The river says, go back; The sky also says the trees say so The birds say go, go home back But people say, go and weed So, I go to the river dam And weave grass on its top Silently and tirelessly I weed the grass at the bank of...

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Poor Joe, He was always one to steal the show. When Sam got a flea in his ear, Joe seeing a bee in his beer, Took it out and put it in his ear. You should have let me be, Said the bee, At least til I finished me beer, Now I will sting you for more than a year, If you don't give...

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The world is in trouble because, We have journalists, Who know the answers, before they ask the questions? The world is in trouble because, We have preschool teachers, Who don't like reading. The world is in trouble because, We have politicians, Who didn't come to office via a party. The world is in trouble because, We have instructors, Who were never given instructions. The world is...

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Some parts of body Done to come in double Some parts seen in single Eyes and ears in couple To take as an example Eyes and ears can tackle The tongue in case is in double The whole life turn into trouble...

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In these days of staying at home causing trouble? Come and sit here to play the game of scrabble All who and who can English reachable Even to some English not that available Come all in double as single causing trouble Let sit some where that’s more comfortable To play with some pieces like marbles movable Can...

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its here there everywhere bad cold be bold its a fight human rights its blacks and white we're all sister and brother THE WORLD IN TROUBLE...

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I AM ......NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF YOUR CAR:..........SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? THAT IS THE CONVERSION! YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ME!!! I AM NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF "YOUR HOUSE".....SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ME!!!I AM IN...

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I asked where is my bag of candy? ...

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I spent the whole night dressed up like a witch collecting lots of candy and then YOU stole all of it! You’re lucky I’m no snitch, I won’t tell Mom, but here is what I’ll do: I know your secrets and the games you play with different girls that you like at our school (especially Patricia) and the way you two-time her....

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