Best In Trouble Poems

I spent the whole night dressed up like a witch
collecting lots of candy and then YOU
stole all of it! You’re lucky I’m no snitch,
I won’t tell Mom, but here is what I’ll do:

I know your secrets and the games you play
with different girls that you...

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I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket 
Then once again, coming from her thicket
Soozie cried, "I keep burping."
"No," I said. "It's a chirping!
I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket."
...

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In Trouble Again

Dragon, Dragon ran off, at daylight, to town,
So I had to follow the crazy clown.

Grandpa Troll came running after me,
Then came the penguins…1…2…3.

Everyone watched as we ran by,
Wondering what had happened, bye and bye.

Was the Sheriff of Crazyland running us down?
Just what had...

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~The Boys Get In Trouble Again~Part 1- 
(A Narrative poem) 


 
Beth! Beth! Almanzo called out aloud for Laura upon entering their home., very late that afternoon, after so many long hours of work, since very early morning that day. 
I'm right here, in the...

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~The Boys Get In Trouble Again~Part 1- 
(A Narrative poem) 


 
Beth! Beth! Almanzo called out aloud for Laura upon entering their home., very late that afternoon, after so many long hours of work, since very early morning that day. 
I'm right here, in the...

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We are in bad times
Army of violent clouds
Clashing fiercely in the sky
                 
With golden lashes
Beating rumbling monster drums
Deadly pandemonium 

Our wonderful sphere
Is lonely in trembling fear
Aylan, the child in...

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I wish for you,
Everyday everwhile!
I go on my way,
Even if its summer!

I will follow this,
Till you get cleared!
All through the shits,
You be so pissed!

I will make you out of it,
Just have faith ,
And show your teeth!

Leave all stuff on its own,
It will crawl away...
In the...

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Jersey and Teddy had become very sick
Together they had drunk some very spoilt milk
Both went to the doctor, the pain was so intense
Doc Duck quacked and peered at them through a very thick lens
Oval in shape and perched on his nose
Peeping out from his pyjama...

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Henri Matisse
became a person of interest to the local police
when he painted La Dance
they suggested he plan to shortly leave La France....

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My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!

One Sunday we’d watched the Grand Prix
She proffered a flask of her pee
I said, “Sorry dear
It’s cloudy not clear -
I much prefer my...

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He is in trouble
The ox picks up the dog
And whups up his ass...

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Person in need
Fail or succeed?
Get soul
Out of hole
Jesus grows seed!...

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Jack's In Trouble
by Country Girl46
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get a couple pails of water 
Jill bent down to tie her shoes
Jack looked down her halter

He smacked her in the ass
She turned around in a flash
Then smacked him in the face
Gave his neck...

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My heart aches like never before and I have seen a lot in life
It is heavy, weighs on me like a ton of bricks, even though broken
I carry it around, I work hard every day that passes
Caretaking things with all the help that I can...

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 I AM ......NOT  GOING TO GET OUT OF YOUR CAR:..........SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? THAT IS THE CONVERSION!  YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ME!!! I AM NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF "YOUR HOUSE".....SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO...

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