Best In Trouble Poems
I spent the whole night dressed up like a witch
collecting lots of candy and then YOU
stole all of it! You’re lucky I’m no snitch,
I won’t tell Mom, but here is what I’ll do:
I know your secrets and the games you play
with different girls that you like at our school
(especially Patricia) and the way
you two-time her. You know that isn’t cool!
You like her best. Well, Bobby here’s the deal.
You give back all my candy that you took
or I’ll be spilling all the beans – for REAL.
Remember I have seen your small black book!
And I’ll be wanting interest for I’d like
not just my candy, but your old blue bike!
Oct. 22. 2019 for Bobby May's If I Were Your Brother Poetry Contest
I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket
Then once again, coming from her thicket
Soozie cried, "I keep burping."
"No," I said. "It's a chirping!
I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket."
In Trouble Again
Dragon, Dragon ran off, at daylight, to town,
So I had to follow the crazy clown.
Grandpa Troll came running after me,
Then came the penguins…1…2…3.
Everyone watched as we ran by,
Wondering what had happened, bye and bye.
Was the Sheriff of Crazyland running us down?
Just what had Dragon done this time around?
Curious as curious, as surely can be,
Now, they also, ran following…1…2…3.
Then the more that followed, running on their feet,
Started, yet more, quickly running down the street!
The more that followed him, the more the crowd grew,
Tweeting others to come, to also get in on the coup…
At this Dragon ran into The Park and up toward an ice cream treat.
They were all shocked! That’s all it was? You’re kidding me?
They were about, to all return home, but were hungry and tired, you see,
And the concession stand was as appealing, as appealing can be.
They’d by then, realized it was the first Spring Day to get a great cone…
And Dragon was glad he’d ran; with so many people it would’ve all been gone.
Yes, Dragon had indeed caused things to happen again…
But this time it was amid a great deal of applause, where he did reign.
And he’d done it with only… the love for an ice cream cone!
That’s our Dragon, stirring things up! You just got to know!
Written 4-30-2015
We are in bad times
Army of violent clouds
Clashing fiercely in the sky
With golden lashes
Beating rumbling monster drums
Deadly pandemonium
Our wonderful sphere
Is lonely in trembling fear
Aylan, the child in ocean
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July 21, 2016
Syllable structure:5-7-7, 5-7-7, 5-7-7
Checked withhowmanysyllables.com
I wish for you,
Everyday everwhile!
I go on my way,
Even if its summer!
I will follow this,
Till you get cleared!
All through the shits,
You be so pissed!
I will make you out of it,
Just have faith ,
And show your teeth!
Leave all stuff on its own,
It will crawl away...
In the ground,
Leaving you a crown...
Jersey and Teddy had become very sick
Together they had drunk some very spoilt milk
Both went to the doctor, the pain was so intense
Doc Duck quacked and peered at them through a very thick lens
Oval in shape and perched on his nose
Peeping out from his pyjama bottoms were flat webbed toes
When he spoke, his quavering voice sounded grave
“Teddy, I recall having told you before not to have what you save
From a meal that you ate ages ago;
You always suffer so and the hair on your rump doesn’t ever grow!”
His tone was grim when he spoke again
“I’m surprised at you who dwell in the glen
From calf to cow, you’ve grown
But good sense, I must say, you’ve not shown.”
Jersey nodded and moaned in pain
She had only herself to blame
Muttering and quavering, Doc prodded her with a cane
And whoosh! The pent up gas came out her end
Teddy, standing behind her suffocated and keeled over
Moaning, “How gross,” scampered on all fours for cover
Jumping through an open window and into fresh air
The devastated Doc flapped his wings and collapsed on his chair
Teddy, landing on his midriff, too found sonorous relief
And the doctor, staggering to the window, again came to grief
Outside the window and inside, the breathability factor had plunged to zero
From that day on, Doc put on a mask like Zorro – clearly he was no hero
I AM ......NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF YOUR CAR:..........SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? THAT IS THE CONVERSION! YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ME!!! I AM NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF "YOUR HOUSE".....SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH ME!!!I AM IN YOUR "COURT ROOM,AND I WAS TOLD TO BE SEATED,AND I AM NOT GOING TO SIT DOWN,SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY,AND I'M NOT GOING TO PAY YOU,AND I TOLD YOU SO; SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? WE CAN CALL ALL OF THE ABOVE"PROVOCATION" IN THE "WRONG WAY" TO CAUSE THE 'PROVOKING IGNORANCE TO BE SOMETHING THAT TRIES TO MAKE "GOD'S LOVE TO BE STRIPPED AWAY! THEY DIE BY THE THOUSAND EVERYDAY"HELL BOUND" IN EVERY HUT AND EVERY TOWN!!! RICH AND POOR!!!! WE SEE THIS PROVOKING GO ON EVERYDAY,AND WE LEARN NEVER TO GIVE A PROVOKER ANY "POWER",BECAUSE THEY WILL TRULY DESTROY THEMSELVES,AND US WHO "LOVE",BECAUSE PROVOCATION IS REALLY SENT FROM HELL,AND IT IS WHAT THEY WHO ARE HELL BOUND PERPETUATE; THEY PERPETUATE PROVOCATION INSTEAD OF 'LOVE'!!! THOSE WHO PERPETUATE PROVOCATION NEED TO FIND 'LOVE",AND EVOKETION TO BRING ABOUT A BETTER NATION,AND IMPROVE THEIR OWN SITUATION!!!EVOKENOLOGY IS A NEW STUDY THAT A MAN NEEDS TO SEEK,BECAUSE GOD EVOKES US TO MAKE US SMILE AND NOT BE WEAK!!!!EVOKEKANOLOGY IS A REAL WORD ,AND EVOKE IS ALREADY IN OUR DICTIONARY.........I JUST ADDED STUDY OF EVOKE!PEOPLE DO IT EVERYDAY. MOST PROVOCATION : I EVOKE! PROVOCATION IS DEATH! EVOKE IS LIFE! FIND A GOOD WIFE!!!PROVOCATION TRIES TO MISUSE "LOVE",AND RESPECT,AND PROVOCATION CAUSES "FAILURE",AND IS "NEVER,NEVER,NEVER A SUCCESS!!!PROVOCATION MAKES THOSE WHO PERPETUATE IT FAILURES "AT THEIR BEST"!!! WHO OR WHOM IS MAKING THEIR BEST EFFORT TO CAUSE "OUR SCHOOL TEACHER" IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO BE ANGRY"?WHAT LEADERS ARE DOING THAT TO CAUSE "DEMOCRACY" TO FAIL"?WILL THEY BE SENT TO............WHO IS BEING PAID TO PROVOKE "ANGER"IN THIS DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY"?WHO MAKES OUR TEACHERS WHO TEACH OUR CHILDREN ANGRY ,AND LET THEM BRING THE "ANGER" HOME TO CAUSE THE HOME TO FAIL........HURT A CHILD AND GO TO HELL,IF YOU CAUSE OUR CHILDREN TO FAIL!!!!FIRST TO JAIL ,THEN TO HELL!!!!!
Henri Matisse
became a person of interest to the local police
when he painted La Dance
they suggested he plan to shortly leave La France.
My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!
One Sunday we’d watched the Grand Prix
She proffered a flask of her pee
I said, “Sorry dear
It’s cloudy not clear -
I much prefer my English tea!”
Her pubic hair she'd tried to perm
The lotion gave a nasty burn
I phoned up Bill, her son
And said ,"Please visit mum,
Her conduct is cause for concern."
I recently heard some great news
That Myrtle’s son won a year cruise
I must hope and then pray
When they leave on Friday
Her bev’rages ain’t from the loos!
He is in trouble
The ox picks up the dog
And whups up his ass
Person in need
Fail or succeed?
Get soul
Out of hole
Jesus grows seed!
Jack's In Trouble
by Country Girl46
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get a couple pails of water
Jill bent down to tie her shoes
Jack looked down her halter
He smacked her in the ass
She turned around in a flash
Then smacked him in the face
Gave his neck a whiplash
Jack quickly ran down the hill
Jill made him feel like a fool
But Jack did learn one thing
What he did to Jill wasn't cool
Jill slowly walked home,
for she was really mad.
When she finally got home,
she went and told her dad.
Let's just say Jack never touched
her ever again since that day
Jill he definitely stayed away
Felt very hurt and betrayed.
© Melanie . All rights reserved, 7 hours ago
My heart aches like never before and I have seen a lot in life
It is heavy, weighs on me like a ton of bricks, even though broken
I carry it around, I work hard every day that passes
Caretaking things with all the help that I can muster
But, I am saddened as if the sun is dimming each moment
Like a river dried up that used to rush with energy and power
Positive currents passing through the land to a vast ocean
I am powerless in these times and all I can do is pray and pray
But, I cannot fix anything, as it kills me to watch people suffer
People, please listen and understand that we are in trouble
Heidi Sands
5/24/22
It's hard to swallow to think that there will be no tomorrow.
With you, I don't have a clue. I wouldn't know what to do if that came true.
I don't want to think about it in that way. I'm going to share it in another time I will pass it all up, for that time to make it exciting. It's me and you so it is the writing. On that wall. Time tells it all! Five years love we still are going to crawl. We will rise up cause it's going to take time to walk. I will be patient with you and will take time to talk things out with you. Tell you what I will do plus I promise to be who...... The one you love.
He is racked with pain
And I cannot really help him
Pray he recovers