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Hairballs Poems - Poems about Hairballs

Hairballs Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hairballs to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for hairballs.
Leaving Tennessee
...Time is vertical in motels, it travels red-eyed in elevators. It’s an out of sequence conversation you have with an ice bucket. Barefoot hours drop their hairballs into air-ducts, spindrifts of ......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Handyman
...[The Candyman] Who can take a hairball? Blame it on the cat Flush it down the tank And you laugh a lot for that It’s the handyman Yes, it's the handyman The handyman can ‘Cause you pay hi......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, abuse, cat, humor,
Form: Lyric
Kitty Mama Under Quarantine
...Covid – 19 pandemic happened, went on quarantine Daily life with the kitty boys became quite a scene Every day I sound like a broken record Trying to keep peace between the kitty horde Two ......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, animal, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Colorful Hungry Kat Eating a Ruthless Rough Rat-
...the colorful, condescending cat sat on a meaty, meaningful mat while eating a repugnant, ruthless rat the caring, contented cat sat on this a mangy, murderous mat while eating a rema......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, adventure, analogy, engagement,
Form: Alliteration
The Hair Divot
...after months many moons taking to my hairbrush pulling out the hair that my brush had pulled out from my head and beard but what to do with it as it seems a waste to throw away s......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, muse,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Delicious Soup
...The Soup's a great place to get away from it all From life's wee hassles and occasional hairballs Great peeps to boot What a big hoot Sitting in the sunshine under my pretty parasol<>...Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whip Em Off - For What Makes You Flinch Contest
...Uneasy and queasy cos my TV set Is showing another celebrity vet My legs are crossed tight, just as tight as they get Has that little dog lost his testicles yet While eating my lunch, or was it......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, animal, caregiving, cat, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Silky Kitty
... I brush for fifteen minutes my kitty, as she growls, wiggles and struggles and swats; all I want to do is make her pretty, I just need to get rid of a few knots. Oh, all that she......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, care, cat,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Delicious Soup
...The Soup's a great place to get away from it all From life's wee hassles and occasional hairballs Great peeps to boot What a big hoot Sitting in the sunshine under my pretty parasol<>...Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, joy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Western Winds
...WESTERN WINDS Alaskan huskies sense the breeze combing the park ~ tumbleweed hairballs 9/26/2017......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, dog, , western,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member 9 From 2001
...4/21/01 she asked me why I chose her as we lay beside by the ocean foggy from disembarking daybreak sat up befuddled as she kissed me from the lighthouse a dreary bell rang out the dangers of ......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, beautiful, beauty, life, love
Form: Free verse
Premium Member ''soft and Silky''
... I brush for fifteen minutes my kitty, as she growls, wiggles and struggles and swats; all I want to do is make her pretty, I just need to get rid of a few knots. Oh, all that she......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, cat,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member The Grinning Cheshire Cat
...What lies behind that grimacing catty coy smile, it’s upside down Thinking perplexes me mentally, topsy-turvy confusions beastly Kitty, popping off riddles to confound all humanity’s realistic Way......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, adventure, animal, cat, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
Owl's Hour
...It’s almost 3:00 AM and I’m still scrolling down my newsfeed bored to death and moody sick of laughing at the same jokes unable to appreciate anything, everything sucks too tired and too lazy,......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member ''The Cat Is Mad'' As a Hornet
... I brush my cat for five minutes daily, But she just wiggles and struggles and swats; All I want is to enhance her beauty, All I need is to get rid of those knots. Oh darn the shed......Read the rest...
Categories: hairballs, anger, cat,
Form: Sonnet

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