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Gyp Poems - Poems about Gyp

Premium Member Mother In-Law’s Tongue
...In this woke world I’d soon be hung If I had had your spiteful tongue How ironic that its wagging Only stopped when you were gagging And as I tried to grab the shard Of chicken bone that was s......

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Categories: gyp, humorous, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Flipping My Lid
...It’s been a hard day but there’s no laws to say That I can’t settle down with a gin Late night R & R with an hour of TV And then I will maybe turn in The gin… that was easy, just spin that scre......

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Categories: gyp, anger, drink,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Santa Loses His Lid
...Dasher was reluctant, and in a bad mood anyway So, he let Santa try to push him, out of his way Santa gave an elongated sigh as he pushed him up snow. But Dasher weighs five hundred and two and re......

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Categories: gyp, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
All In All
...Turn round around Get me astounding Wait for me Do not disagree Let us glue Traces of you Superb memories abounding Which keeps funding With kindest emotion My hearty devotion Playing t......

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Categories: gyp, care, change, class, confidence,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Gambler
...The steely-eyed hombre stepped down from the stage that sultry afternoon. He looked about with disdain, then swaggered to the Cripple Creek Saloon. His hat lay low upon his brow and swung low was a......

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Categories: gyp, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Run Away Cat
...Carol’s naps are plenty with a puppy on her hip. He’s romping fields, she is captain of a pirate ship. Cat is curled up next to Carol’s swollen up top lip. Deathly allergic, her eyes open with a w......

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Categories: gyp, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Keeping Our Island Safe
...My country Covid free Ferry trip causes gyp Men arrive Then they drive To the shop Where they stop To buy drink Didn’t think They’d done bad… Are they mad! Their ......

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Categories: gyp, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dining's Out
...New place Sounds ace For lunch Or brunch Meets Dom And Tom Got new Menu Reveals Good deals Endorse Three course Deals viewed Choose food Veg soup Vile gloop......

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Categories: gyp, conflict, food, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Darting the Issue - Hoof Hearted
...Two players were vying at darts, there’s chaos when somebody farts Both players deny letting a fart fly and suddenly the trouble starts Maybe their gut gave them some gyp, and se......

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Categories: gyp, humorous, sports, wind,
Form: Limerick
Getting Older
...Accidents many years ago it seems, Now cause pain, spoiling my dreams. A whip lash crash, a slip or fall, Long forgotten, no, not at all. Why does my shoulder ache so much? Why are there days wh......

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Categories: gyp, age,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It
...Is your mind in the gutter, full of what you shouldn't utter? Or perhaps it's your conscience which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense-- about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor......

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Categories: gyp, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pain In the Butt
...I visited Doctor Longdong Told doc something’s terribly wrong The pain in my hip Is giving me gyp He said it was caused by my thong! I admit I’ve put on some weight Can’t resist......

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Categories: gyp, body, food, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Horseplay
...I was working cattle with a crew a little south of Muleshoe, When I watched a horse work with perfection and grace. I said "pardon me gent, no offense is meant, But your horse is the smartest thin......

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Categories: gyp, horse,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
To My Inspiration
...I wonder how it whips the zephyrs that flee In a churlish yet blissful den Throttling though the gushing of glee And seized a million mirth like a wee ben? I wonder how the flowers bloom In a ......

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Categories: gyp, inspiration, love,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Unwanted Girl Child
...Out of the womb I slip In fluids and blood I drip The umbilical cord has a snip My pulse does a skip Hands all over me grip In hope and faith I dip But why do I sense a rip My soul just had ......

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Categories: gyp, abuse, child, courage, dark,
Form: Rhyme

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