Long Gyp Poems
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Canto Xxii Hell Translation Part 1
Horsemen moving camp I already saw ,
And storming to show themselves then to start,
And too sometimes for escape withdraw;
Fast runners I saw in your land depart,
Oh Aretines, and gatherers to go,
Tournaments fight and also...
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Categories:
gyp, fantasy,
Form:
Terza Rima
Horseplay
I was working cattle with a crew a little south of Muleshoe,
When I watched a horse work with perfection and grace.
I said "pardon me gent, no offense is meant,
But your horse is the smartest thing...
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Categories:
gyp, horse,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Pip Pip Hurray
Sending the tending to an unfriended ending,
yet somehow suspending from rending a newly offending recommending.
Logotype monotype linotype,
overripe stereotype,
teletyped an unripe heliotype.
Guttersnipe snipe,
stipe snipe ripe,
a wipe type a tripe,
unleash a...
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Categories:
gyp,
Form:
Verse
If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It
Is your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
Or perhaps it's your conscience
which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor's...
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Categories:
gyp, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form:
Rhyme
The Gambler
The steely-eyed hombre stepped down from the stage that sultry afternoon.
He looked about with disdain, then swaggered to the Cripple Creek Saloon.
His hat lay low upon his brow and swung low was a pair of...
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Categories:
gyp, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Getting Older
Accidents many years ago it seems,
Now cause pain, spoiling my dreams.
A whip lash crash, a slip or fall,
Long forgotten, no, not at all.
Why does my shoulder ache so much?
Why are there days when I need...
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Categories:
gyp, age,
Form:
Rhyme
To My Inspiration
I wonder how it whips the zephyrs that flee
In a churlish yet blissful den
Throttling though the gushing of glee
And seized a million mirth like a wee ben?
I wonder how the flowers bloom
In a precise moment...
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Categories:
gyp, inspiration, love,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
~Gypsies Tramps and Thieves~
Gypsies what do we think, the word is coupled with hate
But were the original gypsies - aware of their fate
The Egyptian forebears were exiled from their home
Supposedly for hiding Jesus so too...
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Categories:
gyp, education,
Form:
Verse
Flipping My Lid
It’s been a hard day but there’s no laws to say
That I can’t settle down with a gin
Late night R & R with an hour of TV
And then I will maybe turn in
The gin… that...
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Categories:
gyp, anger, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Growing old and decrepit
We cannot fight old age – So, when I get there… I’ll just embrace it with a big dollop of humour!! Quote by poet.
My decrepit body makes me cry
Growing old ain’t fun,...
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Categories:
gyp, body, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ballad of James 'Umbrella Jim' Miner
'Umbrella Jim' was the sneakiest scoundrel west of the Missisip'!
Usin' the shell game and sleight of hand, of yer purse he'd gyp.
He'd set up shop 'neath an umbrella whether inside or under an oak.
Usin' three...
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Categories:
gyp, humorous,
Form:
Ballad
Harridan
Your clothes are flimsy as rags
With dirt’s that stench the air
Your skin are dry and creaky
Like a bread that lost its touch
Your mouth always quick to speak
With a voice sounding like drums
Despised in the land...
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Categories:
gyp, sad
Form:
Free verse
Learn To Dance
Got a party coming up
I need to learn some moves
so I listened to the all-time greats
for tips on how to groove.
These music legends from times past
should know the moves to use
but what they say is...
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Categories:
gyp, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
All In All
Turn round around
Get me astounding
Wait for me
Do not disagree
Let us glue
Traces of you
Superb memories abounding
Which keeps funding
With kindest emotion
My hearty devotion
Playing thy guitar
But we are
Not to share
What duties ensnare
And the...
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Categories:
gyp, care, change, class, confidence, devotion, encouraging, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
The Run Away Cat
Carol’s naps are plenty with a puppy on her hip.
He’s romping fields, she is captain of a pirate ship.
Cat is curled up next to Carol’s swollen up top lip.
Deathly allergic, her eyes open with a...
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Categories:
gyp, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Monorhyme
Mother In-Law’s Tongue
In this woke world I’d soon be hung
If I had had your spiteful tongue
How ironic that its wagging
Only stopped when you were gagging
And as I tried to grab the shard
Of chicken bone that was stuck...
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Categories:
gyp, humorous, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Your Toll of Love Is Overdue
I must have a bad concussion
Or in some kind of confusion
Giving you another chance
At supplying me romance
Sending new feelings in my soul
I just hope you pay the toll
And not gyp me like before
Leaving my heart...
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Categories:
gyp, heart, how i feel, love, relationship, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Loses His Lid
Dasher was reluctant, and in a bad mood anyway
So, he let Santa try to push him, out of his way
Santa gave an elongated sigh as he pushed him up snow.
But Dasher weighs five hundred and...
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Categories:
gyp, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Darting the Issue - Hoof Hearted
Two players were vying at darts,
there’s chaos when somebody farts
Both players deny
letting a fart fly
and suddenly the trouble starts
Maybe their gut gave them some gyp,
and secretly they just let rip
The smell of rotten eggs
wafted...
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Categories:
gyp, humorous, sports, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Dining's Out
New place
Sounds ace
For lunch
Or brunch
Meets Dom
And Tom
Got new
Menu
Reveals
Good deals
Endorse
Three course
Deals viewed
Choose food
Veg soup
Vile gloop
Tastes off
Can’t scoff
I heave
Food leave
Await
Mains plate
Dead fly
On pie
There’s lice
In rice
Burnt fries
No lies!
Screams loud
Draws crowd
Staff look
for cook
He’s drunk
As skunk
My pud
Not good
On...
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Categories:
gyp, conflict, food, humorous,
Form:
Footle