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Darting the Issue - Hoof Hearted

Two players were vying at darts,
there’s chaos when somebody farts
Both players deny
letting a fart fly 
and suddenly the trouble starts

Maybe their gut gave them some gyp,
and secretly they just let rip
The smell of rotten eggs
wafted between his legs
This wasn’t deemed good gamesmanship!

The farting was done with precision,
and captured on the television
The stench lingered around
till the winner was crowned
It’s lucky it’s not smellovision!

I couldn’t resist writing after reading this article in the press!


https://news.sky.com/story/darts-players-let-rip-as-they-accuse-each-other-of-farting-during-match-11557078

11/19/18

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Jack Horne November 23, 2018 at 3:55 PM LMAO, brilliant. Thanks for the laughs xx Jan Allison November 23, 2018 at 5:25 PM When I saw the news story I couldn't resist a farty poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus November 20, 2018 at 4:05 PM Oh dear! What a stink...to fight over something like this is unimaginable! Thank you for such a fun write, Jan...and that accompanying picture is truly hilarious:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison November 20, 2018 at 4:06 PM I saw the item on sky news and just couldn't resist writing a farty dart poem :-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf November 20, 2018 at 3:55 PM They'll have to exchange their dartboard for a fart-board! :) Jan Allison November 20, 2018 at 4:03 PM ha ha ha GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham November 20, 2018 at 2:43 AM Haha, bet they couldn't see the dart board their eyes were watering that much, fowl tactics' for sure. Tom. Jan Allison November 20, 2018 at 10:37 AM Ha ha ha very funny tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie November 19, 2018 at 9:29 PM G'day Jan … read this too. The blame was laid on someone in the crowd - yeah, right - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison November 20, 2018 at 10:35 AM It sure was an interesting farts match in the end ... good job there wasn't a match or they could have been blasted off stage lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso November 19, 2018 at 8:41 PM LOL this is so funny, and the perfect photo for it too! Jan Allison November 20, 2018 at 10:34 AM When I saw the news item on the web I knew I'd have to write a Limerick lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood November 19, 2018 at 6:41 PM Great fun, you know what they say... the one who denied it, supplied it Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 6:45 PM lol I am learning some new phrases lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Bette Bavington November 19, 2018 at 6:16 PM This is super. This is something everyone has to do. If done tho who ever did it needs to confess. I hate it when they blame it on the dog. Really! Good poem. I hope your having a great day. Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 6:20 PM I found it hilarious seeing the fuss that was made like it was done on purposes as a secret weapon to put the other player off lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin November 19, 2018 at 5:42 PM Ha ha, another fun one from you, love it! Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 5:45 PM thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty November 19, 2018 at 5:42 PM Own It If you have Blown It. Funny As Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 5:46 PM ha ha ha love that comment!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta November 19, 2018 at 4:02 PM Your comment, "They need to get to the bottom of this" was even funnier! Well done, again! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 4:06 PM I couldn't resist the word play Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Hewett November 19, 2018 at 3:51 PM Just read this poem again, so damned clever, I look forward to more of your work x Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 4:06 PM I have been making up for lost time - over 2000 in 4 years lol:-) Happy reading!:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Hewett November 19, 2018 at 1:34 PM Right up my street, just getting my head round this poetry website, a lady after my own heart, now following you x Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 1:38 PM I think we share a similar sense of humour Linda, look forward to reading more of your work - if you need any help on the site just give me a shout, there is a soup mail facility which is pretty useful:-) you will find it in the box where your name and avatar are:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Hewett November 19, 2018 at 1:29 PM Wow, so funny, love it x Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 1:31 PM I like writing and ready farty poems although not everyone here approves of my style but I just let rip with my poems and not in real life lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green November 19, 2018 at 1:26 PM That was funny Jan. Hey, sometimes you just can't hold it back Jan Allison November 19, 2018 at 1:30 PM It really has caused a stink in the darts world, - they need to get to the bottom of the issue lol:-) hugs Jan xx