Short Gyp Poems
Short Gyp Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gyp by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gyp by length and keyword.
Pain In the Butt
I visited Doctor Longdong
Told doc something’s terribly wrong
The pain in my hip
Is giving me gyp
He said it was caused by my thong!
I admit I’ve put on some weight
Can’t resist cream cakes on my plate
My ‘EX’ boyfriend was rude …
So I’m in a bad mood
Oh stuff it ….the diet can wait!
11~08~16...
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Categories:
gyp, body, food, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Unwanted Girl Child
Out of the womb I slip
In fluids and blood I drip
The umbilical cord has a snip
My pulse does a skip
Hands all over me grip
In hope and faith I dip
But why do I sense a rip
My soul just had a strip
'Not a girl!' - on someone's lip
My heart feels a sharp nip
Worse than a leather whip
Sorry I did not gyp
My gender I cannot flip
I'm hungry, I need a sip
But I lay unwanted on this trip
Yes, I lay unwanted on this trip!...
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Categories:
gyp, abuse, child, courage, dark, daughter, discrimination,
Form:
Rhyme
Keeping Our Island Safe
My country
Covid free
Ferry trip
causes gyp
Men arrive
Then they drive
To the shop
Where they stop
To buy drink
Didn’t think
They’d done bad…
Are they mad!
Their downfall
Alcohol
Contravene
Quarantine
Stupid fools
Broke set rules -
NO stopping
For shopping!
Put in jail
With no bail
Must conform
To OUR norm
Our law spurned
Lessons learned
Cross that line
Get HUGE fine
09/29/20...
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Categories:
gyp, health,
Form:
Rhyme