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Pain In the Butt

I visited Doctor Longdong 
Told doc something’s terribly wrong 
The pain in my hip
Is giving me gyp
He said it was caused by my thong!

I admit I’ve put on some weight
Can’t resist cream cakes on my plate 
My ‘EX’ boyfriend was rude …
So I’m in a bad mood 
Oh stuff it ….the diet can wait!

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Jack Horne November 27, 2016 at 10:37 AM LOL, had to read just one more - thanks for the laughs today, my friend x Jan Allison November 27, 2016 at 11:02 AM My pleasure Jack thanks for reading:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos November 13, 2016 at 5:45 PM LOL you get better daily Jan Allison November 13, 2016 at 5:49 PM or maybe I get worse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort November 12, 2016 at 4:03 PM Jan, you have a very funny way with these sentiments. Food and body are intertwined in such a strange relationship. Nice name for a Dr. Jan Allison November 12, 2016 at 4:06 PM :-):-) we have a Dr Longdon so there is a little poetic licence lol and I've never been on a diet in my life - I wrote this as I was eating a fresh cream doughnut lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne November 10, 2016 at 9:40 AM Sorry all I read was cream donuts. Yum, cream donuts. A Fav. Jan Allison November 10, 2016 at 5:00 PM lol Armand:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi November 10, 2016 at 1:51 AM very cute my dear..... Jan Allison November 10, 2016 at 5:00 PM Thanks Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B. November 9, 2016 at 5:33 PM You kill me this is so funny. It's like wearing dental floss between the cheeks lol. I would still enjoy the cream cake:) Jan Allison November 9, 2016 at 5:37 PM ha ha ha Carol:-) I was eating a fresh cream doughnut and this silly poem came to me ... and no I don't wear a cheesewire lol:-) hugs jan xx

David William Breidenthal November 9, 2016 at 4:16 PM How funny this poem is, but is sad at the same time (: I hope this all didn't happen to you. If it did, sorry! (: Great poem. Jan Allison November 9, 2016 at 4:18 PM No its pure fiction on my part David lol - the only truth is I was eating a fresh cream doughnut and was inspired lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis November 9, 2016 at 7:29 AM Haha, I am with you dear, Jan! The more weight one has the more the beloved has to love! Enjoyed! Jan Allison November 9, 2016 at 7:31 AM True Demetrios I don't carry much excess weight but hubby till loves me:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper November 8, 2016 at 9:09 PM Hehehe.... shame on you :) your talking about me.... very good limerick Hugs Eve Jan Allison November 9, 2016 at 2:29 AM I was just tucking into a fresh cream doughnut and got inspired lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray November 8, 2016 at 4:32 PM There's a song that goes Dr. Dr. give me the news....I've got a bad case of loving you." could this be the Dr. in question?? Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 4:41 PM I know the song lol just a fun write - I was about to tuck into a cream doughnut and the poem came to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock November 8, 2016 at 3:17 PM You made me laugh Jan. Nicely done. love phyl Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 3:24 PM Thanks Phyllis - was inspired when I was eating a cream doughnut lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr. November 8, 2016 at 2:02 PM Very cool and funny poem, Jan. It's a riot. Love it though. Many blessings of love to you. RW Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 2:12 PM Thanks so much Freddie:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop November 8, 2016 at 1:27 PM Oh Dr.Longdong..Whahaahaha... This is so funny..Hilarious...And the picture..Haha. : ) Charmaine Chircop November 8, 2016 at 1:28 PM Im feeling sorry for that thong in her big butty butt..ha :)..Awesome pic. too. Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 1:28 PM One of the doctors at our surgery is Dr Longon do I had a little poetic licence lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 1:28 PM ha ha ha love that comment :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. November 8, 2016 at 9:39 AM Lol! Jan, this was so hilarious. I laughed my "butt" off. A big seven:-) Alexis Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:49 AM LOL Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues November 8, 2016 at 9:03 AM Fun, Jan! "Oh stuff it" LOL Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:50 AM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen November 8, 2016 at 9:01 AM - :))))) .... love it - a 7 - You light up my day, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:51 AM Thanks Anne Lise I'm glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith November 8, 2016 at 8:02 AM Hope you didn't ask him to stuff it more than your hip would be hurting. Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:51 AM lol Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green November 8, 2016 at 7:28 AM Ha, this was funny and the cartoon is priceless. Love your sense of humor my friend and that doctor...not sure with a name like that I could visit his office. : ) His first name isn't Seymour, is it? Chris Green November 8, 2016 at 12:39 PM Well I can honestly say that the word "petite" has never been used in the same sentence with my name. :) Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:53 AM It is a bit of poetic licence - we do have a doctor Longon at our local surgery ... and I don't have an issue with my weight - I have never been on a diet I am quite petite:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball November 8, 2016 at 7:28 AM HAHAHAHA! Too cute Jan. Love this funny little lymric and the pic is right on. There are a few of us who need to drop a pound or two. A seven from me. God Bless, JB Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 11:52 AM I'm a UK size 8 Judy lol I put on a few pounds on holiday in Malta last week but am back to normal eating now:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison November 8, 2016 at 7:19 AM So you're joining the group!!! GREAT ONE! Seems like they;re taking over the Soup! LOL Love and hugs, Brother Jack xxx Jan Allison November 8, 2016 at 7:20 AM I love this silly style Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx