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Fake Love Grouchy Weasel

People in the world have witnessed your all seasons love in Palestine!!

Categories: grouchy, allegory, analogy,
Form: Monoku

Grouchy Blue Corpulent Cat

Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at
She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat.
Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a gnat
Enjoying his days, singing rat-a-tat-tat.

Categories: grouchy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme

You Know Me I Am Never Grouchy

You know me I am never grouchy she said.
Is her neck on straight? Is she right in her head.
I cannot stand people who stomp and grump.
Just a second. Here comes that creep with the dowager’s hump.

I cannot stand her; she is evil, the anti-christ she relays.
I hate to complain, but she simply ain’t very nice

Categories: grouchy, women,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Fauci Turns Grouchy

Dr. Fauci turned grouchy
   Bit his lip, got an ouchie  

      Kept his mask on, bled to death
      Socially distanced ~ had bad breath

Categories: grouchy, death, irony, red,
Form: Clerihew

Eggshells

for some reason
around your fortress
you’ve built 
insurmountable blockades
and from their safety
you thrive on lashing out
catapulting showers 
of fireballs
and cannonballs

it took a while for me
to realize we were at war
I simply didn’t know
in hindsight it’s been going on for years
but I really truly didn’t know
I knew enough to keep my distance
and stay out of the firing

Categories: grouchy, anxiety, character, people, perspective,
Form: Free verse

A Grouchy and Grumpy Husband

My husband is really grouchy and grumpy 
Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy
Watches football on TV with beer in hand 
Offside rule is something I don't understand 

My husband's interest in me is on the wain
What can I do so he notices me again ?
Cook him a nice meal might do the trick

Categories: grouchy, age, gender, husband,
Form: Rhyme

Grouchy Gripe

Grumbles and groans about all she sees.
                      Bellyaching and complaining
                   Fussing, kicking and squawking

Categories: grouchy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Nonet

Grouchy Grinch

he wakes up
in the early morn
he is grouchy
mean as a lout
he barks
at times
I wonder
does he have green ears and a big snout?

Horns sticking out of his devilish head
I bet he steals gifts to hide under his bed


I had him arrested
the police, they had him thoroughly tested
is he just a Grinchy grouch?
or a grouchy Grinch who

Categories: grouchy, art, friend, friendship, humor,
Form: Free verse

Frowns

frowns and grimaces
counting on her jewelry
to make her pretty



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on July 15, 2018

Categories: grouchy, beautiful, character, perspective,
Form: Senryu

G Is For Grouchy

Grouchy is a grubby feeling,
with the nasty taste of blah;
makes you out of sorts with living,
the opposite of hurrah.

You don’t like anything 
you used to really love;
instead of giving kisses
you would rather pinch or shove.

You are bored to tears;
your toys - worn out and old;
you sit before your breakfast
until the eggs are cold.

No one can

Categories: grouchy, emotions, kids,
Form: Rhyme

The Grouchy Frog

A grouchy frog
 A little tiny frog was always so grouchy,
 He wore blue jean pants that was too big and slouchy.
 He would always set on his lily pad and frown,
 He was the talk of the little town.
 Everyone talked about him all the time,
 They would say,he was so tight,he would not

Categories: grouchy, imagination, , cute,
Form: Rhyme

A Grouchy Grouch

Once I saw an oddly grouchy grouch,
grousing away on an old couch,
gaping menacingly,
as I eat happily,
my juicy chicken soupy lunch.

Categories: grouchy, funny,
Form: Limerick

Ten Things To Do When a Grownup Gets Grouchy

1)   Find a broom, then go to your room, and give it a good sweep.
 2)   Lie on the couch, when Mom’s a grouch, and pretend that you’re asleep.
 3)   Take a ride on your bike, or take a hike, and best leave the grownup alone. 
 4)

Categories: grouchy, children, funny, , cute,
Form: List