Short Grouchy Poems
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Once I saw an oddly grouchy grouch,
grousing away on an old couch,
gaping menacingly,
as I eat happily,
my juicy chicken soupy lunch.
I'm grumpy and I'm lumpy
Be nice to me or I'll snarl
Hurry up and feed me
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Too early for Good Mornings.
It takes a while to rev up.
I'm smiling on the inside.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 1st place 2025
a warm cup of coffee
the best ointment to waking up grumpy
~ we've all got our vices
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 2nd place 2025
Dr. Fauci turned grouchy
Bit his lip, got an ouchie
Kept his mask on, bled to death
Socially distanced ~ had bad breath
Brownie, elf, gnome, pixie and fey
Walked to large mushroom store on the bay
Met a grouchy gargoyle along the way
He was made of concrete, all gravelly gray
IMPULSE #3
Lyric rustic lactic
Surge of feel electric
Greet grumbling grouchy gripe
Reach empty rapture ripe
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Leon Enriquez
31 January 2016
Singapore
Serve yourself cat, the grouchy butler said.
Thom was angry now, wishing the old guy was dead.
I have to make my own sandwich? Cut my own bread?
Only if you feel like you’d like to get fed.
cranky and bearish
cantankerous attitude
she spends days alone
ornery and waspish
rantankerous daily
she has her own ways
prickly and grouchy
she yells sat tv people
her only friends
Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at
She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat.
Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a gnat
Enjoying his days, singing rat-a-tat-tat.
Gabby wailful goes wane
Gassy wagtail
Gruff white-livered
Grudging walleyed
Grubby wanton
Grouchy warlike
Great weasel
Gross-out wicked
Grizzle whiney
Going in will-o'-the-wisp
Going with his big baby
Mr. and Mrs. Bull were the first two in a life boat.
You are boat hogs! Yelled Neebrie, a grouchy nanny goat.
We are honeymooners, Mr. Bull yelled back in fun.
His wife was not as nice, she stuck out her ugly tongue.
petals and petticoats
mimes and marigots
blossoms and bubble boats
coal buckets and car coats
frazzle fritzes and fuzzy floats
germinating grouchy goats
muzzle loading mischief moats
ostracize ostrich’s olive oats
yosemite Sam
casper Friendly Ghost
huey Dewy Lou
grouchy Elmer Fudd
fastest road runner
bright bugs bunny
sweet daisy duck
chip and dale
Harvey comics
mickey mouse
underdog
wendy witch
sixties
cartoons
me
Insanely bad mood
Snippy and snarling
He is four-years-old
Fighting his nap time
Baby sitter folds
He falls asleep
at six o’clock
when parents come
to take him home
grouchy boy
cannot eat
wants his bed
routine
broken
sad
The mushroom man was grumpy, so the mice came out to play.
The plotted and they pushed, and they tried to “make his day”.
They were exciting and excited, and they asked him to be gay.
But the mushroom man was grouchy every other sad Tuesday.
I deplore the physician named Fauci.
His opinions are making me grouchy.
Goggles next we should wear?
In his office I'd dare
not let him observe my mere ouchie.
Aug. 8, 2020
with a nod to Rico; thanks for inspiring me to write this.
a crabby courtesan does not do well
when her meanness is seen by clientele
the one I knew named angry night crawler Nell
was so grouchy, she was a very hard sell
the Madame found her a new place to dwell
No one knows what happened to nasty old Nell
Gorillas grow growly gruffy grouchy grampas
Giving grateful gremlins grassy growth plates
Glassy glistening glowing glaring glimmers of globes
Groovy grizzly gristleworms gracefully grifting grandmas
Grandiose grimlets grabbing growling gracious grates.
my boss is such a crab!
We all giggled at the bar
Truly, he is grouchy and mean
His directives sound like tar
We are laughing our petootsies off
one of the workers falls off her stool
She has no idea about accountant work
She works in a lovely grade school
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...
Giddy is a fun place to be
Kinda like octupusses under the sea
According to the Beatles.
Giddy is happy, HAPPY me
Without having to try how to be
What grouchy people would rather see.
I love me some giddy
As much as my kitty
The world is more pretty..
When I'm giddy.
He was a grouchy tempestuous old fool
he was estranged from his family too.
He had wealth and most of all
he had acclaim.
He had everything he wanted for sure.
He had all of that and so much more.
a self made man as hard as a gem,
but in his angry life
had not one friend.
And so it begins:
you start slowing down
muscles atrophied
your sight starts to blur
and dreams drift away.
Your hair is grey:
you wear false teeth,
you've gaining weight
and cannot sleep.
You're grouchy
and can't hear.
All telltale
signs you're
growing
old.
American Hero, just-the-facts scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci...
shrugs off attacks, death threats; he's never grouchy
Banished from the White House for doing his job.
He now works from home; laughs off fury of GOP mob
Date written: 09/04/2020