A Grouchy and Grumpy Husband

My husband is really grouchy and grumpy Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy Watches football on TV with beer in hand Offside rule is something I don't understand My husband's interest in me is on the wain What can I do so he notices me again ? Cook him a nice meal might do the trick Knowing my luck he would end up ill and sick I wonder what makes him grumpy so Maybe it's the way the world is I don't know Until then I pray he snaps out of it really soon After all we celebrate our anniversary in June