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Granny Poems - Poems about Granny

Get Knotted
Knots-besotted (too canny for a granny) as sailors go (and they will) of which I am (still) one (when day is done) I can bend a bowline (from stern to stem) with the best of them (just so's you knows... the rabbit out of the hole comes 'round the tree runs then back down goes) and tie (not hit) a reef (or square) so fine or (none...

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Categories: granny, fun, humor, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Difficult Generation
Abraham born before Jesus They were born holding selfie. They booked flight from the womb Are the children of this generation. They speak louder without sense Yet wiser than Solomon himself They sees beyond their parents With food remnants on their mouth. Right in the womb they ate wheat Before they were born they saw you What is it you know I don't know Says a...

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Categories: granny, character, children, computer, humor,
Form: Epigram



Premium Member For Granny or Me
Swear words, public nudity Teen-aged crime and murder sprees Abortion-on-demand, LGTQB ~ No place left for granny or me ...

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Categories: granny, grandparents, society, violence,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member God’s Carousel
she told me she wanted her flowers while she was still alive and well her children collected bouquets, offerings meant for her finicky nose to smell she told me love was the reason for this life she lived before saying farewell her heart was filled with such kindness a love that no one could buy or sell she told me to bring her...

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Categories: granny, appreciation, death, faith, flower,
Form: Rhyme
Goin' Granny
Written By: D. Collins 1/23/25 When all is said and done, I do what I do good. Prevent any MF'z trying to keep us in the hood. I have something to say and will lay it on the line. Inject that feisty little woman who now lurks in my spine. I'm going Straight Up Granny, exhibiting my best. Ensuring no...

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Categories: granny, grandmother,
Form: Crown of Sonnets



Premium Member Rosy Granny Magic Glasses
I walked along route 58 There was Mumbai dreams and Harbor Freight A hippie guy sold sunglasses from a stall One had a rosy tint, I paid 5 dollars, that was all. There was a warning label with it, I threw it away Who needs all the fine print, what could it possibly say? I looked at the traffic, it was...

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Categories: granny, allegory, crazy, emotions, extended
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Granny Refuses to Age
Life is plainly, totally, undeniably, unfair! Looking in the mirror I screamed, “who stole most of my hair?” I was never Rapunzel, a svelte heroine, locked in a tower, But who dare turned me into Quasimoto’s twin, short and dower? How can I go dancing with my silver amour, Sir Harry Walker? Ghastly obscene ….they would heartily laugh and be...

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Categories: granny, dedication, fun, grandmother, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Granny
Pronounced brow with eyes sunken in, her last meal was just medicine, struggle one by one for every respiration, it's as though it's asphyxiation, the only good hand graps the window sill, almost as though she has a regret still, what it may be I do not know, 91 years is a very long go, two sons she has buried before, only to encompass...

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Categories: granny, age, christian, death, farewell,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rope a Dope
Granny’s words like a blue bell ring true How you get him is how you’ll loose him too Playing with words phone sex as clarinet cool When the reed becomes dull what will you do When the instruments become familiar ground Will pink passion be still fashion of solid ground Are your high hopes and gropes like rope Enough room to breathe...

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Categories: granny, art, poetry,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Granny's Gift, God's Glory
A room alive with voices who thrive, healthy hearts, spirits of joy abound, sounding like the melody of family, Intimate pieces of yesterday, mixed With the present and the presence of grace. Unspoken, the words – still, roaring, a lion heard through the silence, Softly whispering kindness, stirring light Who gently plays with the moments, hesitating Like the painting on the...

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Categories: granny, appreciation, blessing, christian, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Granny Eats Less Meat
Granny decided this week To no longer wear false teeth So she eats soft food Like beans and stew Much less meat in her cheeks...

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Categories: granny, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Granny
Granny, I know you love me so, But please just let me be, just let go....

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Categories: granny, angst, grandmother,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member Granny Needs a Little Pick Me Up
Granny needs a little pick me up So she makes her coffee extra thick Dances around the kitchen And gives her husband a gentle kick He barely notices, for he is reading the news Nothing that he wants to read, crazy liberal views...

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Categories: granny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member remembering my granny glasses
Did you have granny glasses with peace signs? I pause, thinking, trying to remember. I know that I had three pairs in the late sixties. My favorite ones had square blue lenses. Another one had smaller oblong lenses, which were green. The third pair had round red lenses. I could not see out of them well, but they were fun to...

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Categories: granny, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member vined plants killed granny
Her vined plants strangled her in her sleep We knew it might happen, she sleeps so deep Only ninety-nine, one of the cousins said. We felt bad too that our young grandma was dead. Ninety-nine is not that young said the doc. To say it was the plants is kind of a crock. Women at age ninety-nine often die in their...

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Categories: granny, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme

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