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The Kama Sutra By Granny Sutra

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This was written for sheer fun, months ago! I did not have the courage to post it then,,, But I do now…Hope you enjoy this fantasy! 9/30/2023 Now I lay me down to sleep. I want Rob Schmitt to rub my feet. I could take care of him, alright. He’d scream with pleasure in silver starlight. If I should die, with a smile, before I wake. Know,he was more delicious than strawberry cake! Bury me please, next to Johnnie Walker. He was always with me, such a sexy stalker. Red, hot and rolling, stud Johnny was he. I’m truly fed up, with writing about pine trees!! Prefer a young dude to have a last tango with, Oh, if only…it would be my heavenly,Rob Schmitt! *****Rob Schmitt is a newscaster on.Newsmax.com. Available on PC, iPad or any cellphone.24/7****

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 10/6/2023 12:06:00 PM

I still love it Pangie :))

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/6/2023 1:11:00 PM

Well , you saw it first, months ago! I came across it and thought why not? It’s just a total bizarre fantasy. What’s more, it’s very funny, IMHO.. Thanks Pangie xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/2/2023 7:55:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh. Guess you have started your letter to Santa??? Hahaha.... A writer needs to write what they want to write. Humor is always a winner. Have a fun/blessed day writing away........................

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/2/2023 8:57:00 AM

Great idea Paula about Santa Claus! Much truth than what you said. Humor is always fun to read.. no I’m not good at it. And if a writer has none of the soul in the poem it shows. Then it becomes an intellectual piece of nothing.. and who wants to read that not me! Thank you! Pangie xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/1/2023 7:52:00 PM

Rob Shmitt?! Who he? Can't compare him to me. Don't want to embarrass old Rob there. After all comparing him to a glue factory special like me... ~ Giddy, but not up, gw

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/1/2023 9:38:00 PM

Gershon, The information you asked for is that for the bottom of the page! I cannot friend old.. crabby news folks! This guy Rob is young,and funY he has the ability to think I was slow in the box. Marvelous. Pangie xx

David Fisher

Date: 10/1/2023 5:00:00 PM

Yes, this is pine trees on fire! A hot one indeed. By the way, I'll find his number if I'm in your next poem, lol.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/1/2023 5:28:00 PM

I knew you would have enough backbone to respond to this piece of obvious silly passion.I am way old, but appreciate a man like Rob,does a great job with the news , can be sarcastic in a fun way. I wish I was 39! Most news people are way older and boring. He has a hotbod …fun with the news Alas,he was not on todayToday..,awwww. Like the Greek song..Never on Sunday.I mean, I like nature,too. I write about it, sure. But this was a full tilt poem.I can write about you but don’t need Rob’snumber. Meanwhile, let the trees burn. Rather hug a human, than a tree, Was thinking the perfect song for this, Jim Morrison’s..Light My Fire!! Thanks, Granny Sutra

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/1/2023 9:02:00 AM

Granny Sutra don’t get practicing the Kama Sutra, you may get stuck with limbs you can’t unscrew and who on earth would be there to help you. What a laugh, a scream, for some a dream… Belle

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/1/2023 9:30:00 AM

I read parts of the Sutra when I was 18! Now being a Granny! What a fun idea, but not in reality. Belle, there are no books for the KS Handbook for Rollator Users.. LOL. Rob is a bright 39 year old, who tells it like it is, his humor has a bite. I think many poets do not understand or have a clue about the Sutra.men can be attractive at any age for me, Rob is a doozy. Image ..will post sometime today. Going up and down stairs is difficult. I miss my days on stage.live laughter in a room of human beings is an accurate read. Non vocal comments are sad. Thus I rarely write funny anything….in a club, it’s electric.on paper. A dud.! Toilets here are funny? Not to me. Your last line is awesome. Merci Pangiexxx Granny Sutra xx

Karen Jones

Date: 10/1/2023 2:35:00 AM

Panagiota this made me laugh out loud literally! Thanks for sharing this piece!

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/1/2023 3:15:00 AM

Karen. I had the same response you did I was totally cracked up. I forgot I wrote that.. I have another one about him but it’s not like this. I got caught up in that horrible mindset of “ oh, what will they think of me?”. I doubt many people think of me anyway, so what’s the difference? Most people will never even see this. And it’s a worthwhile poem and fun. Hope I can write more like this and thank you for sharing your laughter with me. Granny Sutra xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/1/2023 1:43:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh and I must say you wrote your poem in good taste. I tend to write too much on nature with a few exceptions. Your poem is a delight. Thank you for posting it. Hugs.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/1/2023 3:06:00 AM

Victor! When I came across it, it was a joyful surprise. I don’t pen silly stuff often, and like you, I do write about nature but getting overwhelmed. A real man is more beautiful. Especially intelligent ones.. I do mean ones with heart,wit and humility. Anyhow, fun to be me and not want Group Seal of Aporoval. Granny Sutra xx

Quoth Theraven

Date: 9/30/2023 9:08:00 PM

Panagiota, Oh my, heavens to Murgatroyd! -Snagglepuss

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/30/2023 9:17:00 PM

ROFLMAO, Richard! He’s quite a looker, and it’s find for me to take a turn in poetry because I’m getting bored with myself, and when I cry from new Avenues. I had a friend in Poet a while back, but she knew I was too afraid to post it.. how ridiculous is that? We all need to laugh I think.. Thank you, Pangie xx