Short Granny Poems
Short Granny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Granny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Granny by length and keyword.
i bit
i licked
juice
dripping
down my
finger tips
eating a good
old granny smith
but having to pitch
the hard core
Form:
My cousin from Arizona
I wish I’d never known her
She put our Granny on
The rim of the Cany-on
Then calmly pushed her over!
Granny decided this week
To no longer wear false teeth
So she eats soft food
Like beans and stew
Much less meat in her cheeks
Tea kettle whistles;
As the life evaporates,
The brew soothes the soul.
In Loving Memory of Granny Pearl's Heavenly Homecoming
When Granny Gooch comes to visit
We make her sleep on the front porch stairs.
Good thing Granny Gooch
Isn't afraid of grizzly bears!
Garden freshly picked apples
Green, tart granny Smith's
Crunchy and juicy, total
Taste explosion-wow
Apple pie and juice
Yummy tastes
Great!!
my Granny is so very hairy,
so much hair it’s quite scary,
her hair gets in the way,
she must shave it every day,
me thinks she use to be Larry
feisty flamboyant frenzied fanny
genuine genuflects to her granny
many of us yell whoa
for this means she is also
now neglecting nefarious nanny
Our big happy
family, since
granny left will!
NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.
Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020
Granny was looking for a man
Her eyes were set on a mannequin stand
Slid over to touch
Reach down in his crutch
Then realized that he had a stiff hand
Swear words, public nudity
Teen-aged crime and murder sprees
Abortion-on-demand, LGTQB
~ No place left for granny or me
There once was a lad, he was two.
Christmas always did make him blue.
In Santa he believed
But gifts he din receive
Cause granny believed in Santa too.
Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny.
08/24/2018
A cute little lady from Spokane,
Said, "Sir, you can call me your Nan."
She had a nice frame,
I said that's my game,
'Til I learned she was granny to Stan!
There once was a granny called Vi,
With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.
Many photos I’d seen,
And expected a teen -
Who says that the camera can’t lie?
we wore fringed vests, the love beads
the long hair, the hair bands, the granny glasses
the flowing clothes, the bell bottoms
a fantastic time, the memories of my youth
There once was a lass from Kalamazoo
Who got a massive Mickey Mouse tattoo
'Twas inked on her wee fanny
When she became a granny
It sagged looking more like Winnie The Pooh
Gone from my humble home.
Girls have finally grown.
Getting much older now.
Great expectations here.
Granny in waiting me.
Good knitting baby things.
Great for babysitting.
Kaaliammal Palanisamy...
Count to be nascient grandmammy..
Though pecuniary gravy of grandpa made family patriarchy,
The fish gravy of grandma maintain the family matriarchy.
He booked a weekend in Utopia
and took a book to read;
his granny said,'It's nice but very dull -
a thriller's what you'll need!'
written 14th November for Constance's U contest
As granny sat in her chair with God's Holy word, she knew that he would meet her there
11-6-16
Alexis Y.
Inspired By Old Rocking Chair Contest
He was an unusual boy
Who thought Granny played with his toys
Granny thought it was so cute
She's his playmate in cohoots
Even though she is being coy___
Elegant
Reliable
Matronly
Adorable
Worthy
Indifferent
Loyal
Loving
Energetic
Non-judgmental
Entertaining
Never sad
Endless love
Wonderful
Educated
Level-headed
Lovely
My granny her first name is Dolly
Is loopy, she’s clean off her trolley
I know she’s insane
Cos when we have rain
She uses a sieve as her brolly
03/17/21
"Mummy, Mummy, cuddle!"
Sliding back from hospital,
kids been at the cousins.
"Let's watch a pizza,
eat a Christmas movie."
Granny on the phone,
celebrating daughter going home.