Short Granny Poems

Short Granny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Granny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Granny by length and keyword.


Hardcore

i bit
i licked
juice
dripping
down my
finger tips
eating a good
old granny smith
but having to pitch
the hard core
Form:


Arizona

My cousin from Arizona
I wish I’d never known her
She put our Granny on
The rim of the Cany-on
Then calmly pushed her over!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Granny Eats Less Meat

Granny decided this week
To no longer wear false teeth
So she eats soft food
Like beans and stew
Much less meat in her cheeks
Form: Limerick

Southern Liquor

Tea kettle whistles;
As the life evaporates,
The brew soothes the soul.

In Loving Memory of Granny Pearl's Heavenly Homecoming
Form: Haiku

When Granny Gooch Comes To Visit

When Granny Gooch comes to visit
We make her sleep on the front porch stairs.
Good thing Granny Gooch
Isn't afraid of grizzly bears!
Form: Rhyme


Green Apples

Garden freshly picked apples
Green, tart granny Smith's
Crunchy and juicy, total
Taste explosion-wow
Apple pie and juice
Yummy tastes
Great!!
Form: Epulaeryu

Hairy

my Granny is so very hairy,
so much hair it’s quite scary,
her hair gets in the way,
she must shave it every day,
me thinks she use to be Larry
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Neglecting Nefarious Nanny

feisty flamboyant frenzied fanny
genuine genuflects to her granny
many of us yell whoa
for this means she is also
now neglecting nefarious nanny
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Oh That Will - Tb

Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020
Form: Than-Bauk

Granny's Looking For a Man

Granny was looking for a man
Her eyes were set on a mannequin stand
Slid over to touch
Reach down in his crutch
Then realized that he had a stiff hand
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member For Granny or Me

      Swear words, public nudity
      Teen-aged crime and murder sprees

      Abortion-on-demand, LGTQB
        ~ No place left for granny or me
Form: Monorhyme

Old Christmas Tune

There once was a lad, he was two. 
Christmas always did make him blue.
In Santa he believed
But gifts he din receive
Cause granny believed in Santa too.
Form: Limerick

A Celeb's Granny

Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny. 

08/24/2018
Form: Limerick

The Perils of Internet Dating

There once was a granny called Vi,

With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.

Many photos I’d seen,

And expected a teen -

Who says that the camera can’t lie?
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member memories of my youth

we wore fringed vests, the love beads
the long hair, the hair bands, the granny glasses
the flowing clothes, the bell bottoms
a fantastic time, the memories of my youth

Granny

Gone from my humble home.
Girls have finally grown.
Getting much older now.
Great expectations here.
Granny in waiting me.
Good knitting baby things.
Great for babysitting.
Form: Verse

Matriarch

Kaaliammal Palanisamy...
Count to be nascient grandmammy.. 
Though pecuniary gravy of grandpa made family patriarchy, 
The fish gravy of grandma maintain the family matriarchy.
Form: Clerihew

Utopia

He booked a weekend in Utopia 
and took a book to read;
his granny said,'It's nice but very dull -
a thriller's what you'll need!'

written 14th November for Constance's U contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Granny Sits

As granny sat in her chair with God's Holy word, she knew that he would meet her there
















11-6-16
Alexis Y.




Inspired By Old Rocking Chair Contest
© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Coy

He was an unusual boy Who thought Granny played with his toys Granny thought it was so cute She's his playmate in cohoots Even though she is being coy___
Form: Limerick

My Granny

Elegant
Reliable
Matronly
Adorable

Worthy
Indifferent
Loyal
Loving
Energetic
Non-judgmental
Entertaining

Never sad
Endless love
Wonderful
Educated
Level-headed
Lovely
Form: Name

Premium Member Brolly Dolly

My granny her first name is Dolly Is loopy, she’s clean off her trolley I know she’s insane Cos when we have rain She uses a sieve as her brolly 03/17/21
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dan's Favorite Birds - 8 of 10 - Monk Parakeet

The monk parakeet, decked out in lime green, In communal nests they can oft be seen. To raise kids, they don't depend on granny. Instead, they hire a helper or nanny.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Deep End

Granny has found a new trend
 With unseen waves to contend
 Ironing board skurfing
  And living room surfing
 Granny's gone off the deep end!

 7-15-2022
 Limerick Contes
 Sponsor: Lisa YY
© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Crime Does Not Pay

A crook that liked to search every nook and cranny
In the process he would pinch every women’s fanny
He was shocked one day 
And gave it up straight away
When he found his granny was rather manly
Form: Limerick

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