Short Granny Poems

May 
blossoms-
and granny
puts her bonnet
on...

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A sweet old soul,
once a show girl
with no hang ups....

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Granny tries rap
Wears ballcap back
"Yo Pap you dap"...

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Granny Apples
they’re my favorite
would you like an apple?...

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This nanny gonna need one xanny,
Just to deal with that one granny....

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 grandma's garden
a missing pansy
lay on her stone ...

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Granny Smith's Apples
are the juciest apples
green means it taste great...

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The distant night stars
Spread out like the fireflies
Granny watches me....

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white fence green backyard
granny smith's falling like stars
apple picking hearts...

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I watched the witches flying by,
But Granny nuked ‘em from the sky.

For Debs’ contest...

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Oh! Poor, Granny Paped.
Please, don't be mad, at me.
It was, mama, who shouted,
To, wipe, your pee....

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My keepsake is a Bible that belonged
To my paternal Granny
Knowledge passed down to me

3rd March 2017...

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Edith G of Jewish stock
    a housewife so usung
to me,her face stlll in my mind
   always &  ever young...

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A hot apple pie— sample
Taste of trees; where aromas
More pungent and crisp never
Their Granny Smith smells.
...

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A baby boy had a Nanny
Who looked like his granny
She was his nurse
The baby was averse
As the likeness was uncanny...

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i bit
i licked
juice
dripping
down my
finger tips
eating a good
old granny smith
but having to pitch
the hard core...

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My cousin from Arizona
I wish I’d never known her
She put our Granny on
The rim of the Cany-on
Then calmly pushed her over!...

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Tea kettle whistles;
As the life evaporates,
The brew soothes the soul.

In Loving Memory of Granny Pearl's Heavenly Homecoming...

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When Granny Gooch comes to visit
We make her sleep on the front porch stairs.
Good thing Granny Gooch
Isn't afraid of grizzly bears!...

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Garden freshly picked apples
Green, tart granny Smith's
Crunchy and juicy, total
Taste explosion-wow
Apple pie and juice
Yummy tastes
Great!!...

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my Granny is so very hairy,
so much hair it’s quite scary,
her hair gets in the way,
she must shave it every day,
me thinks she use to be Larry...

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feisty flamboyant frenzied fanny
genuine genuflects to her granny
many of us yell whoa
for this means she is also
now neglecting nefarious nanny...

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Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020...

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Granny was looking for a man
Her eyes were set on a mannequin stand
Slid over to touch
Reach down in his crutch
Then realized that he had a stiff hand...

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There once was a lad, he was two. 
Christmas always did make him blue.
In Santa he believed
But gifts he din receive
Cause granny believed in Santa too....

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