Goofed Poems - Poems about Goofed

... When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare, The master screamed, and went on a tear. Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed, Coz on this saber tooth, I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!......Read the rest...

...Your prescription is ready, The pharmacy wrote. Reminders were steady, Each day a new note. I gave in at last, Just a ten minute stroll. Get it over with fast Was my Saturday goal. No big......Read the rest...

...Flipping back the pages of my time I realised I messed up some times Given a stage in a dance hall But kicked myself hard in the balls Wrecked in the shame of my fall A loved one I can no long......Read the rest...

...Hand in hand two sprites on a magic flight with wings of crystal glass and fairy light they flew, inside an abstract sky of white wing to wing, one was nimble one was bright Wearing ......Read the rest...

...I'm not wild about Harry. Since he has lost the plot, Whinging and moaning And gossiping a lot. He thinks he is hard done by And everyone is unfair To this spoilt prince With the flaming red......Read the rest...

...Adrenaline, he’s no stranger; danger is his middle name. Don’t fan his flame; you’ll just succumb, get maimed in some little game. ---------- Another Séadna Mòr (shay’-na mor): xxxxxx(xa)|xa......Read the rest...

...The Soup is playing tricks on me Or I am losing what is left On my grasp on reality And WhatsHisName’s committed theft. Time and again, I write a verse, Submit it to a contest next, Return t......Read the rest...

...Read Trees (solidity presenting) Fluttering leaves The light kissed plants merry with the wind free and clean The rain stream glimmering to a speckled burst of sun Gentle easy rolling chuckle o......Read the rest...

...Flowers and Weeds. Both come from seeds, Weeds and seeds flower I have always had a need, To question, Why does the flower have more power? Weeds can be pretty, Too pretty to destroy, I don' ......Read the rest...

...It was a long time ago, ten thousand years or so, when magic and crows, held premium pose and place among many untold. It mattered not if there was heat or cold, all the people sang my p......Read the rest...

...~ In the Kremlin ~ To the melody of 'In the Ghetto' Recorded by Elvis Presley, c. 1966 On a cold and dreary Moscow morn Another Commie baby born In the Kremlin; in the Kremlin Well his ......Read the rest...

...Faith can move mountains Love conquers all Words resonating with truth Two simple lines That says everything we need to know If we choose to heed them Some of us try and fail miserably Some do......Read the rest...

...Soon, I must awake From this deep, traumatized, Deadly, dreary, doomed, dream Of the devil and it's advocates Afflicting my mind Like a plague; A ferocious flash flood With a dubious proclam......Read the rest...

...The Body Electric Oh those lovely vibrant auric hues emanating energy from the etheric body, from the power of the spinning wheels, each chakra our passionate souls relay through unseen......Read the rest...

...O dearest container, how lost I am without thee. Simply put, I need you, or my mouth would be deserty. You’re filled with life, a liquid born of the gods, or rather their pee. O gasp, what s......Read the rest...