Goofed Poems - Poems about Goofed

Her Autumn Kimono was Goofed

...Coal tar zombie mouth leaks town gas syrup 
Meat hook telegraphy indicator cameras hypnagogic 
Liverwurst elegy beneath the frosting 
Cinderblock reverie churns with mildew

Manus? Grilled chees...

Mouser Jill

...Jack and our Jill 
went up the hill
And there she broke her water.

She laid right down
upon the ground
and bore them both a daughter.

Poor Jack, undone,
had hoped a son; 
their marriage, ...

Prayers Answered and Fulfilled

...In the greatness of heavens realm there are many chapters of angels
Arch Angel Micheal the great warrior, Arch Angel Gabriel the great
messenger, Angels who tabulate, Angels who sing, Angels who wa...

The Cro-Magnon Dinner

...
When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare,
The master screamed, and went on a tear.
Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed,
Coz on this saber tooth,
I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!...

My Prescription

...Your prescription is ready,
The pharmacy wrote.
Reminders were steady,
Each day a new note.

I gave in at last,
Just a ten minute stroll.
Get it over with fast
Was my Saturday goal.

No big...

Please Forgive Me

...Flipping back the pages of my time
I realised I messed up some times
Given a stage in a dance hall 
But kicked myself hard in the balls 
Wrecked in the shame of my fall
A loved one I can no long...

Like Peter Pan and Tinker Bell Nursery Rhyme

...Hand in hand two sprites on a magic flight      
with wings of crystal glass and fairy light 
they flew, inside an abstract sky of white  
wing to wing, one was nimble one was bright 

Wearing  ...

Entitled

...I'm not wild about Harry.
Since he has lost the plot,
Whinging and moaning
And gossiping a lot.

He thinks he is hard done by
And everyone is unfair
To this spoilt prince
With the flaming red...

Adrenaline Junkie: Seadna-2

...Adrenaline, he’s no stranger;
danger is his middle name.
Don’t fan his flame; you’ll just succumb,
get maimed in some little game.

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Another Séadna Mòr (shay’-na mor): xxxxxx(xa)|xa...

Glitch In the Matrix

...The Soup is playing tricks on me
Or I am losing what is left 
On my grasp on reality
And WhatsHisName’s committed theft.

Time and again, I write a verse,
Submit it to a contest next,
Return t...

Read

...Read
Trees (solidity presenting)
Fluttering leaves
The light kissed plants merry with the wind free and clean
The rain stream glimmering to
a speckled burst of sun
Gentle easy rolling chuckle o...

Flowers and Weeds

...Flowers and Weeds.
Both come from seeds,
Weeds and seeds flower
I have always had a need,
To question,
Why does the flower have more power?
Weeds can be pretty,
Too pretty to destroy,
I don' ...

A Time When I Was

...It was a long time ago, 
ten thousand years or so, 
when magic and crows, 
held  premium pose 
and place among many untold. 
It mattered not if there was heat or cold, 
all the people sang my p...

Putin's Song

...~ In the Kremlin ~

To the melody of 'In the Ghetto'
Recorded by Elvis Presley, c. 1966


On a cold and dreary Moscow morn
Another Commie baby born
In the Kremlin; in the Kremlin

Well his ...

Please Listen

...Faith can move mountains
Love conquers all
Words resonating with truth
Two simple lines
That says everything we need to know
If we choose to heed them
Some of us try and fail miserably
Some do...

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