Long Goofed Poems

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Straight To Hell - a Short Story

I was a seventeen year old senior in a coed, catholic high school.  Our gym classes however were still all boys and all girls.  My senior year we had gym every other day...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goofed, life, day, school, teacher, me, old, class,
Form: Narrative


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Prayers Answered and Fulfilled

In the greatness of heavens realm there are many chapters of angels
Arch Angel Micheal the great warrior, Arch Angel Gabriel the great
messenger, Angels who tabulate, Angels who sing, Angels who watch
and for Earth the most...

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Categories: goofed, angel,
Form: Free verse

A Time When I Was

It was a long time ago, 
ten thousand years or so, 
when magic and crows, 
held  premium pose 
and place among many untold. 
It mattered not if there was heat or cold, 
all the...

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Categories: goofed, gothic, hero,
Form: Epic
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Jason

Jason said people who don't eat meat become dumb.
your body craves meat it nourishes the brain, keeps
it young. I agreed munching on that all beef juicy
hamburger, meat is good.
When I was feeling blue and tired...

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Categories: goofed, friend,
Form: Free verse
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The Body Electric

The Body Electric

Oh those lovely vibrant auric hues
emanating energy from the etheric body,
from the power of the spinning wheels,
each chakra our passionate souls relay
through unseen radiant colors
vibrating at higher frequencies than
our eyes can detect in...

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Categories: goofed, character, color, spiritual,
Form: Free verse


Time To Laugh

Time to Laugh

				The whole world is upside down,
				Need a laugh, need a clown,
				The whole world is lopside crazy,
				Time to stop and pick a daisy,
				Everything is who said, you said,
				I just want to hear good ole...

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Categories: goofed, funny, life,
Form: Free verse
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Mouser Jill

Jack and our Jill 
went up the hill
And there she broke her water.

She laid right down
upon the ground
and bore them both a daughter.

Poor Jack, undone,
had hoped a son; 
their marriage, it was fleeting.

In deep despair,
fell...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goofed, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme

Faith Love Disloyalty

Loyalty, Small and hard
I took it like buck shot
lodged in my heart

He left you for O.K. Tulsa I believe
You said he didn't know you that well
he didn't know you have smoked weed

But he knew you...

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Categories: goofed, death, dedication, depression, imagination, me,
Form: ABC

Seclusion

Crazy how your number use to be number one on my dial-log to now not being even in appearance at all. 
Scrolling down our inundated text messages on my phone, tagged with dates in the...

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Categories: goofed, absence, break up, emotions, loneliness, silence, solitude,
Form: Free verse

Signed Sealed and Delivered

<                                  ...

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Categories: goofed, business, caregiving, education, family, forgiveness, happiness, imagination,
Form: Rhyme

Please Forgive Me

Flipping back the pages of my time
I realised I messed up some times
Given a stage in a dance hall 
But kicked myself hard in the balls 
Wrecked in the shame of my fall
A loved one...

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Categories: goofed, betrayal, forgiveness, friendship,
Form: Free verse
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Please Listen

Faith can move mountains
Love conquers all
Words resonating with truth
Two simple lines
That says everything we need to know
If we choose to heed them
Some of us try and fail miserably
Some don't try
None are free from sin
Nobody is...

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Categories: goofed, 10th grade,
Form: Verse

Kobe Twenty Four Seven

Soon, I must awake
From this deep, traumatized,
Deadly, dreary, doomed, dream
Of the devil and it's advocates
Afflicting my mind 
Like a plague;
A ferocious flash flood
With a  dubious proclamation:
Ah! the great mamba is gone?
An Iroko tree has...

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Categories: goofed, bereavement, celebration, death, farewell,
Form: Prose Poetry

Ode To My Nalgene

O dearest container, 
how lost I am without thee.
Simply put, I need you, or 
my mouth would be deserty.
You’re filled with life,
a liquid born of the gods,
or rather their pee.
O gasp, what strife,
if I were...

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Categories: goofed, absence, appreciation, grief, lust,
Form: Ode
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Putin's Song

~ In the Kremlin ~

To the melody of 'In the Ghetto'
Recorded by Elvis Presley, c. 1966


On a cold and dreary Moscow morn
Another Commie baby born
In the Kremlin; in the Kremlin

Well his mama said
hope you don't...

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Categories: goofed, death, growing up, hero, poverty, satire, song,
Form: Lyric

Etch-A-Sketch

It would not be such a stretch
To think that every kid
Drew pictures on an Etch-A-Sketch,
Like all my peers once did.

It was a toy that everyone
Possessed in his collection,
For it provided hours of fun
With no need...

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Categories: goofed, childhood, dedication,
Form: Rhyme

Read

Read
Trees (solidity presenting)
Fluttering leaves
The light kissed plants merry with the wind free and clean
The rain stream glimmering to
a speckled burst of sun
Gentle easy rolling chuckle of
The sighing creek
Uncluttered sea green
Ah read the ripple (and if...

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Categories: goofed, language,
Form: Elegy
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Like Peter Pan and Tinker Bell Nursery Rhyme

Hand in hand two sprites on a magic flight      
with wings of crystal glass and fairy light 
they flew, inside an abstract sky of white  
wing to wing, one...

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Categories: goofed, appreciation, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
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Glitch In the Matrix

The Soup is playing tricks on me
Or I am losing what is left 
On my grasp on reality
And WhatsHisName’s committed theft.

Time and again, I write a verse,
Submit it to a contest next,
Return to find it...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goofed, missing,
Form: Quatrain

My Prescription

Your prescription is ready,
The pharmacy wrote.
Reminders were steady,
Each day a new note.

I gave in at last,
Just a ten minute stroll.
Get it over with fast
Was my Saturday goal.

No big deal, but a chore
I did not want...

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Categories: goofed, time, today,
Form: Rhyme
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Entitled

I'm not wild about Harry.
Since he has lost the plot,
Whinging and moaning
And gossiping a lot.

He thinks he is hard done by
And everyone is unfair
To this spoilt prince
With the flaming red hair

His hair is not the...

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Categories: goofed, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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Where Is Saipan, Michigan

One day, I saw a very unusual thing
in a business newspaper I was perusing.
It was a brief story present on the front page.
A taxpayer considered this thing an outrage.
He was a very honest and straightforward...

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Categories: goofed, funny
Form: Rhyme
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The Cro-Magnon Dinner

When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare,
The master screamed, and went on a tear.
Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed,
Coz on this saber tooth,
I bit through one of your yard long gross hairs!’

She yelled, ‘That’s what...

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Categories: goofed, food, fun, history,
Form: Limerick
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Flowers and Weeds

Flowers and Weeds.
Both come from seeds,
Weeds and seeds flower
I have always had a need,
To question,
Why does the flower have more power?
Weeds can be pretty,
Too pretty to destroy,
I don' think its petty,
Its something that would annoy,
Me...

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Categories: goofed, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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