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Glitch In the Matrix

The Soup is playing tricks on me Or I am losing what is left On my grasp on reality And WhatsHisName’s committed theft. Time and again, I write a verse, Submit it to a contest next, Return to find it gone, or worse, Imagine holes in my cortex. I know I’ve goofed a time or two, I might go high as three or four, But, Soup, you’ve got a glitch in you And it’s not one that I adore. Abecedarian I am, But steady at this game of late, By double-check, careful exam To see my poem through the gate. On my return on the next day, I’ll check to see if it’s still there, And, nope, appears it’s gone away; A real pain in the derrière. It’s probably some kind of sign: Eschew the contests and just write, But is this problem only mine, Or have you also had this fight?

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Date: 5/22/2022 10:17:00 AM
Jeff, I have not encountered this problem, but I know it does exist. On the other hand, I've had poems I submitted to a contest that I wish would have disappeared. My best poems are written for little ol' me, not for contests. I write some real rubbish for those things, for which I am most ashamed!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/22/2022 10:22:00 AM
Jeff, don't miss Michael Kalavik's "Occam's Butter Knife."
Date: 5/22/2022 7:55:00 AM
I too have experienced a glitch or two but nothing as dramatic as what you are experiencing. Hope you can get to the bottom of it. :)Paulette
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Date: 5/22/2022 6:18:00 AM
The soup has more than one glitch gremlin. They take turns being mischievous and yes, they are a pain in the butt
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