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The Storm Comes at Midnight

...The storm comes at midnight
It will be quite a sight if I’m right
Preceding it barely a sight will make many angry and scared
The sight could be anything
…
Ha! Yes, even to those prepared
… You...

Poot-Toot University

...Can't believe I'm penning this mess,
but I must address the gifted poetess,
Jan Allison has a degree from the
distinguished Poot-Toot University,
she has a PhD in Fartology.
An expert she is,
a...

Intricate Words Complicate Poetry I State

...I thought only in free verse many write confusing poems,
But, by rhyming also many confuse with verbosity,
That description may be liked by all the great poets,
But, layman may gain nothing as he ...

A Strict District

...All the folks in the district 
Know that they should walks restrict
Or guards shall restrict their walks:
Make them suspend lengthened talks
Or with lengthened talk send down 
To the valley of t...

Eyes Out Sockets For Budging Pockets

...For the unusually bulging pockets,
Eyes pop out of their sockets:
You’d think their owners had been handed lockets
Or once again America remembered rockets!

A Mechanic whose wife floats a versa...

Nonsensical Risk

...Who can conceivably ignore
A Lion’s judgmental Roar
Or an approaching ferocious Boar
No qualms about disappearing Raw
One ten times or its double sure
That either would heed our Human Law
Or lo...

The Badly Uncaring

...She is about to disclose 
What we reluctantly expose:
What in envelopes we enclose 
And their display don’t suppose…
About to queerly propose 
An idea other oppose:
What you wouldn’t on one imp...

Moments

...When your dancing without care of being caught
that smile when you think of something that you
and the inner you find F------------------Y spelled funnily
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Things That Go Together

...If you have some points to prove,
You will have to your lips move,
You wish to another save,
Have to be The Brave,
You want your things grand,
Aim at Excellent Brand,
You don’t need your busine...

Maladjusted Adults

...On some painted wall they pee,
Funnily straightening themselves like a tree:
The peremptory command of their finished evil tea
And now complete rejection of a toilet with key!
The guys keep doing...

Defending Green Snake

...It wasn’t a green snake
That tried God’s enterprise to foil
Nor one of greenish make
That had man pushed into piteous toil.

 The sun-loving green wouldn’t anything spoil,
As often it’s thinkin...

Boko Haram Terrorists

...Boko haram terrorists

Times without number
A neighbourhood unsettling with a bomber,
Their grabbed territories
Zones of a thousand worries!

A people in panic
Piteously plan their escapes ro...

Backhand

...
"Backhand"



You have turned me
inside out, cut open
like a tennis ball
I used to beat backhand
along with the racket
hard against the garage ...

November Frozen Fish Find-

... fishing finds 
I’m foolishly fishing in the frost
freshwater follows fondly
foreign fishing forgets funnily
finest fishing feels furiously
fair fishing falls freely
fresh fishing fl...

The Day the Internet Stopped Working

...The day the internet stopped working, I opened the door and let my face embrace the breeze of cold air, 
I looked around to find dainty plants for which I never cared.

After a long time, I steppe...

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