Exercise Bike Poems - Poems about Exercise Bike

ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY

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The other day was a wonderful day…(I find this is something I often say)
as I woke excited to discover I got to live and breathe another day.

Before I sat down at the computer to put some of my...

Exercise Bicycle Poem One

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Tomorrow, l'Il try my exercise bike.
No, not that expensive, complee doozy!
I'd fall down and be a fallen, poetic lollapaloozy!

My glory days of riding a real bicycle have long past.
But...

My Bike and I

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Standing in the corner of my room is a 
sturdy piece of metal, a tool that can 
transform,
Finally, the pedals, seat and display are 
all ready to test my form,
The wheels spin like the thou...

A Girl Again

...I can no longer touch my toes
Or stop an unexpected runny nose,
It has become an issue
To find a handkerchief or tissue.

My loo has moved
I am not sure
It seems farther away than it was befor...

Back Peddling

...It was a flash of inspiration
A truly brilliant solution
It would solve a pesky problem
A neat and tidy resolution

She'd been pondering for months
Constantly vacillating
When all along the an...

Slimerick

...I heard of this snazzy new diet
It looked so good I thought I’d try it
You eat what you like
No exercise bike
Whatever you eat you can fry it

My pizza edge has cheese right through it
I eat c...

Outed By the Dog

...Ate a bite of cake. Took a diet pill. It did not kick in.
Ate a piece of pie. Thought I would jump some rope.
Relieved I could not find the jump rope or my exercise bike.
Devoured a cold piece of ...

New Obsession:Exercise Bike

...Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise
           bike.
           No, not that expensive doozy!
           I'd fall down and be a fallen,
           poetic lollapaloozy!

           My glory days of r...

Thoughts From the Ghetto

...I see ya got sum papers today 
We could smoke a li'l sum, on da way 
You ever been wit a black gurl or r'ya gay? 
Well I know a few, that'll suck for a buck 
They do something strange, for some c...

Birds Fitness

...My wife thinks the birds need to balance their diet,
so when she puts food out, she mixes it well,
She puts apples and orange peel, nuts and raisins
with fat balls and breadcrumbs to clean their b...

Her Torn Leg

...Frustrated.
Slowed down.
Cramped.
Angry.
Rehab was slow going.

One tiny mistake.
And she could not walk.
For two months now.
So angry at self and leg.

One bad fall.
Bruised bone.
Torn ...

Adjust Your Attitude Dance Class

...I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class.
"Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall behind her there is a giant Moose wearing a pink bow, and pant...

Yo-Yo Dieting

...The supposedly ideal woman's measurements

Used to be 36-32-36

That's no longer reality which the fashion industry

It's finally starting to acknowledge

We're seeing ads with slight...

Raw Deal

...It was funny at first
But now after further investigation 
I think the bubble has burst 
And it's not that funny after all
And we can't change it 
We are stuck with it
And it
Is irritating 
I...

The Exercise Bike

...There it was at the door
 the package ordered from the store.
I dragged it in and tore it open
 the answer to my dreams once only hoping.
Piece by piece I took each out
 assembly needed the ad f...

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