Exercise Bike Poems - Poems about Exercise Bike

...I can no longer touch my toes Or stop an unexpected runny nose, It has become an issue To find a handkerchief or tissue. My loo has moved I am not sure It seems farther away than it was befor......Read the rest...

...It was a flash of inspiration A truly brilliant solution It would solve a pesky problem A neat and tidy resolution She'd been pondering for months Constantly vacillating When all along the an......Read the rest...

...I heard of this snazzy new diet It looked so good I thought I’d try it You eat what you like No exercise bike Whatever you eat you can fry it My pizza edge has cheese right through it I eat c......Read the rest...

...Ate a bite of cake. Took a diet pill. It did not kick in. Ate a piece of pie. Thought I would jump some rope. Relieved I could not find the jump rope or my exercise bike. Devoured a cold piece of ......Read the rest...

...Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise bike. No, not that expensive doozy! I'd fall down and be a fallen, poetic lollapaloozy! My glory days of r......Read the rest...

...I see ya got sum papers today We could smoke a li'l sum, on da way You ever been wit a black gurl or r'ya gay? Well I know a few, that'll suck for a buck They do something strange, for some c......Read the rest...

...My wife thinks the birds need to balance their diet, so when she puts food out, she mixes it well, She puts apples and orange peel, nuts and raisins with fat balls and breadcrumbs to clean their b......Read the rest...

...Frustrated. Slowed down. Cramped. Angry. Rehab was slow going. One tiny mistake. And she could not walk. For two months now. So angry at self and leg. One bad fall. Bruised bone. Torn ......Read the rest...

...I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class. "Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall behind her there is a giant Moose wearing a pink bow, and pant......Read the rest...

...The supposedly ideal woman's measurements Used to be 36-32-36 That's no longer reality which the fashion industry It's finally starting to acknowledge We're seeing ads with slight......Read the rest...

...It was funny at first But now after further investigation I think the bubble has burst And it's not that funny after all And we can't change it We are stuck with it And it Is irritating I......Read the rest...

...There it was at the door the package ordered from the store. I dragged it in and tore it open the answer to my dreams once only hoping. Piece by piece I took each out assembly needed the ad f......Read the rest...

...My Bike exercise Ride I have a bike , that stand still No matter how much I peddle But when Im riding this bike , I'm off in a dream a yonder Im off to all the places That I would love t......Read the rest...

...Sue got wedged on the exercise bike And she doesn’t look so lady like With both legs akimbo She looked like a bimbo Told the trainer to go take a hike! 20th July 2015......Read the rest...

...Supposedly the ideal woman's measurements Used to be 36-32-36 That's no longer reality which the fashion industry Is finally starting to acknowledge We're starting to see ads with......Read the rest...