Slimerick

I heard of this snazzy new diet It looked so good I thought I’d try it You eat what you like No exercise bike Whatever you eat you can fry it My pizza edge has cheese right through it I eat cakes and puddings and suet This diet is great I haven’t lost weight But I know that I can stick to it

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/7/2021 4:17:00 PM

Ah yes Terry ... nothing more important than sticking to a diet. I admit I do like the idea of yours. It keeps the rabbits away - thanks Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 11/8/2021 11:32:00 AM

Ah you’ve spotted the flaw in my diet… no Rabbit….EVER! Thanks Lindsay. Terry

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/6/2021 8:07:00 PM

You get an A+ for persistence, Terry. I am green with envy. lol. Thanks for the chuckle - nay - the roar! ~ Smiling away, gw

Terry Flood
Date: 11/8/2021 11:31:00 AM

I guess it works on the notion that when you can’t have something, you want it all the more. It’s just reverse psychology, don’t you know? Terry

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 11/6/2021 5:45:00 PM

That a diet I could stick to also, sounds simply delicious Terry…. Belle

Terry Flood
Date: 11/8/2021 11:28:00 AM

I’ll use it as the formula for a new dieting book… should sell a dozen or so, Belle. Terry

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/6/2021 1:14:00 PM

this is hilarious, terry! fantastic ending...

Terry Flood
Date: 11/6/2021 3:40:00 PM

Thanks, Ilene. After confusing everybody with ‘No God Of Mine’ I fancied a far more straightforward write. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/6/2021 3:09:00 AM

I'm trying to lose weight after the nurse said would you be interested in an online weight management course, that was enough lol. Tom

Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/6/2021 11:07:00 AM

booze and cigarettes kept me at 10-stone for decades!

Terry Flood
Date: 11/6/2021 8:04:00 AM

Seven pounds in a month… that's half a stone: not bad going that. I think lost weight is easier to keep off the slower you lose it. Well done on what you’ve achieved so far. Terry

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/6/2021 3:10:00 AM

Update, lost about 7 pounds in a month, making room for Christmas.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/5/2021 7:17:00 PM

Applause! That's the kind of diet that would send me to my grave. Thank goodness, my nieces gave me an air fryer. I swear by it.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/6/2021 9:54:00 AM

LOL. I never thought of it, Terry, but you are so correct. Don't know what else to call it, though.

Terry Flood
Date: 11/6/2021 8:06:00 AM

An air fryer sounds like Robin Hood’s mate in a helicopter. Thanks for the applause. Terry