Back Peddling

It was a flash of inspiration
A truly brilliant solution
It would solve a pesky problem
A neat and tidy resolution

She'd been pondering for months
Constantly vacillating
When all along the answer
Was in the shadows waiting

There were way too many rolls
Gathering about the hips
Caused by cakes and biscuits
And massive portions of chips

An exercise bike was the answer!

You know.... the old one covered in dust in the back of the garage 
that had belonged to a cousin who went overseas.... but I digress - 

Being inherently lazy by nature
And reluctant to cut calories
This would do the job nicely
And also be kind to the knees

Stretching her exercise gear to the max
She resolved to start straight away
She felt sure she would succeed
And summer was on the way

But after ten pitiful minutes peddling
She admitted defeat and packed it in
Cycling obviously wasn't her forte
So she consoled herself with a gin

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Date: 4/1/2023 12:31:00 AM
this is excellent, i can relate to that exercice too, great fun, reading this, i prefer bourbon, smiles
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Julie Draper
Date: 4/1/2023 11:23:00 AM
Thanks Yann, I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
Date: 3/31/2023 7:59:00 PM
i see the humor here, Julie. Unfortunately for everyone, losing weight is a commitment, You also have to change your diet and all other kinds of crap. I'm like you. I just smile:)
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Julie Draper
Date: 4/1/2023 11:23:00 AM
Tough isn't it? Better just to laugh at how difficult it is lol
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