Best Exercise Bike Poems

See the petals go round and round
Faster than a running hound!

Hear the groan and hear the moan
Wearing oneself to the bone

Afterwards one's in a sweat
Could...

Read more of this work...

Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise
           bike.
         ...

Read more of this work...

When they married he was as thin as a rake
But his wife she loves to bake

She thinks the way to his heart
Is to practice her...

Read more of this work...

Sue got wedged on the exercise bike
And she doesn’t look so lady like
With both legs akimbo
She looked like a bimbo
Told the trainer to go take...

Read more of this work...

Supposedly the ideal woman's measurements

Used to be 36-32-36

That's no longer reality which the fashion industry

Is finally starting to acknowledge

We're starting to see ads with a...

Read more of this work...

Limerick: Once a pretty Pole psychologist

     for Ewa

Once a pretty Pole psychologist
Who preferred fast pedalling cyclist(s)
Kept a velo d’apparte*
And a Tour...

Read more of this work...

The Yard Sale 

By Elton Camp

We must admit, to our disgrace
Have run out of storage space

We cannot understand just why
Things we don’t need multiply

There’s clothes...

Read more of this work...

Hanging clothes on your exercise bike, driving to the corner store
Taking the elevator up one floor, snacking while watching TV evermore.
Eating ice cream out of...

Read more of this work...

I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class.
"Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall...

Read more of this work...

The pounds are just melting away

You might think I'd be a bit concerned

Well actaully I'm on a mission

To lose 30 pounds before the snow flies

There's...

Read more of this work...

My Bike exercise Ride

I have a bike , that stand still 
No matter how much I peddle
But when Im riding this bike ,
I'm off in...

Read more of this work...

The supposedly ideal woman's measurements

Used to be 36-32-36

That's no longer reality which the fashion industry

It's finally starting to acknowledge

We're seeing ads with slightly heavier models

Because...

Read more of this work...

I heard of this snazzy new diet
It looked so good I thought I’d try it
You eat what you like
No exercise bike
Whatever you eat you can...

Read more of this work...

My wife thinks the birds need to balance their diet,
so when she puts food out, she mixes it well,
She puts apples and orange peel, nuts...

Read more of this work...

It was a flash of inspiration
A truly brilliant solution
It would solve a pesky problem
A neat and tidy resolution

She'd been pondering for months
Constantly vacillating
When all along...

Read more of this work...