Best Exercise Bike Poems

See the petals go round and round
Faster than a running hound!

Hear the groan and hear the moan
Wearing oneself to the bone

Afterwards one's in a sweat
Could use a glass of water I bet!...

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Tomorrow, I'll try my exercise
           bike.
           No, not that expensive doozy!
           I'd fall down and...

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There it was at the door
 the package ordered from the store.
I dragged it in and tore it open
 the answer to my dreams once only hoping.
Piece by piece I took each out
 assembly needed the ad failed to tout.
Determined and self assured
 the instructions...

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It was a flash of inspiration
A truly brilliant solution
It would solve a pesky problem
A neat and tidy resolution

She'd been pondering for months
Constantly vacillating
When all along the answer
Was in the shadows waiting

There were way too many rolls
Gathering about the hips
Caused by cakes and biscuits
And massive portions...

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