Dud Poems - Poems about Dud

...Sans sixth (psychic) sense... poise zen dystopian rant This prognosticator doth predict potential based at current rate sinister debacle that will instantaneously annihilate, United States st......Read the rest...

... Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole, Gibson gives us the Flying V. In football we can now score an extra two points, and Legos blocks first hit the street. 50 inches of snow on Mason D......Read the rest...

...My head is in a spin, My obsession just to win, I'm driven and I'm mad All I smell is gushing blood. I feel I'm in a surreal game That shooting sort - so very lame, Where targets pop-up all a......Read the rest...

...I got off the bus after a hard day at work A storm had knocked out every street light In the gloom of despair, I saw a shadow lurk My fear of darkness reached a new height Two blocks to......Read the rest...

...Some monsters were mashing in a vault Then Caspar screamed "it wasn't my fault" Dracula turned on the light To reveal Halloween fright Old Frankie lost his head with loose bolt......Read the rest...

...Sleep in the day, I say because I tire Shh don't tell a soul that I'm a vampire Coffin lid ajar for air I'm safe enough in my lair Curtains not closed, ouch my balls are on fire (dud) There on......Read the rest...

...albanese thought it good? He'd have a go.' In hollywood.! A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed He'd be famous rich as Croeses.! But things didn't go; just as they should.. He tried to voice a d......Read the rest...

......He’d push the tech until light years took just days for men to travel, wrote laws that stood the test of time, so the species didn’t unravel. Even wrote the curriculums that adapted to stud......Read the rest...

...silhouette of winding gnarly trees, a scary sight outline that bodes familiarity on Halloween night the frightening path enticing me, stirring my blood. my pounding heart is a thud, I feel like a ......Read the rest...

...He's pomposity personified, never defied. His vanity is all-in, his shameful glory spied As he stands before an audience, gawking upon An emperor smug, unaware he has no clothes on. He is unclo......Read the rest...

...What’s gone wrong with Granddad’s dong, it used to be so long Once the length of Granddad’s dong made Gran burst into song His dong would go throughout the night, to Grandma’s sheer delight And Gr......Read the rest...

...Again, he broke when the gate bell was still clanging, then took off so fast... to the reins I was left hanging. He's wearing a goofy smile that says, "I'm so proud," but he's forgotten just one t......Read the rest...

...An Esau lifts the carnal And mocks the spiritual Though he possessed the birthright He pursued the physical An Esau values his ways "Satisfy the appetite" Despise God's promised future A dan......Read the rest...

...You're so far away from me and I suck trying to go slow when I know I wanna snatch you up, bail you out, and take us to our new home It's hard when I'm alone in the shower - I can't hold you quite ......Read the rest...

...I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage Indentured gumption forsaken courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp po......Read the rest...