Dud Poems - Poems about Dud

Call it Bazball or just Test Cricket

...We knew from the get go after Brendon accepted the call…jettisoned old school for new cool..the Kiwi on the balcony who looks like he’s smoked some bud..having a kip..let slip..quick to quip..almost ...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche 
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros 
(????) cow licked
country bumpin vide...

Ode to Zilch

...Oh, Nothing! You sly, elusive spud,  
You’re the star of this poem (though technically dud).  
You haunt empty fridges, blank quizzes, and minds,  
The gap where my keys hide and my weekend plans ...

Farewell to 2024

...An American perspective on domestic and world events, in no particular order

SCOTUS rules that Trump’s immune
China flies the spy balloon
Starship booster landing glee
J. Assange is walking fre...

lets rename Earth

...Earth
The only planet
Not named after a Greek God or Goddess

Is it too late for a re-naming?
Or do others care?

Being an air sign,
Earth seems rather dull to me

A dud of a name
I wish M...

Gratitude Attitude

...
Behold the Good that is already there,
But! Give one’s nod,
In Thanking G-d the “Sharer!”
Because ‘tis truly odd,
To receive care,
Despite being a “Dud”,
Even naked & bare,
Without a merit “...

A Bloody Good Deal

...
How could a corpse like me ask for more
Than this faucet from the showroom floor
It may look a dud
But it cleans off blood
And came dirt cheap from the Zombie Store
...

An Intimate Portrait of the Poet

...Today, we're tasked to handle 
the question that is Crandall.
We hope to shine a candle
on that most intriguing man.
You see him in the market -
his car, where did he park it?
My word, and you ...

Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage

...Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
insync as a...

avid goldbricker

...avid goldbricker
never takes initiative
a dud on the job
has to be given a list
hourly some days
never completes it either
he’s a lazy lay-about
...

Donald the Dud of a Dude has Dudgeon

...Donald, the dud of a dude has dudgeon, Denise told me.
dungeon? I asked
she shook her head ‘no”
Dudgeon

I looked it up
Dudgeon
Ill humor
That said a lot

probably means
we will never be f...

A dud acrostic - Pretty Elf Owl

...Preferring darkness, to forage and hunt, night they choose
Relatively world’s smallest owl, yelping is their unique call
Eyes highlighted, gray bill, brown birds that feign death to bluff
They are...

PS Male Poets: Six Years Later

...
6 years ago, I wrote limericks about 5 PS poets. Today, I've posted
about another 5 and will continue to add more...  before 6 years.

I tickled funny bones of five Souper men
So, I gave though...

Sans sixth psychic sense

...Sans sixth (psychic) sense...
poise zen dystopian rant

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate
sinister debacle that will
instantaneously annihilate,
United States st...

1958

...
Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole,
Gibson gives us the Flying V.
In football we can now score an extra two points,
and Legos blocks first hit the street.

50 inches of snow on Mason D...

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