Dud Poems - Poems about Dud

...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin vide......

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...Oh, Nothing! You sly, elusive spud, You’re the star of this poem (though technically dud). You haunt empty fridges, blank quizzes, and minds, The gap where my keys hide and my weekend plans ......

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...An American perspective on domestic and world events, in no particular order SCOTUS rules that Trump’s immune China flies the spy balloon Starship booster landing glee J. Assange is walking fre......

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...Earth The only planet Not named after a Greek God or Goddess Is it too late for a re-naming? Or do others care? Being an air sign, Earth seems rather dull to me A dud of a name I wish M......

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... Behold the Good that is already there, But! Give one’s nod, In Thanking G-d the “Sharer!” Because ‘tis truly odd, To receive care, Despite being a “Dud”, Even naked & bare, Without a merit “......

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... How could a corpse like me ask for more Than this faucet from the showroom floor It may look a dud But it cleans off blood And came dirt cheap from the Zombie Store ......

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...Today, we're tasked to handle  the question that is Crandall. We hope to shine a candle on that most intriguing man. You see him in the market - his car, where did he park it? My word, and you ......

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...Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage... This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole insync as a......

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...avid goldbricker never takes initiative a dud on the job has to be given a list hourly some days never completes it either he’s a lazy lay-about ......

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...Donald, the dud of a dude has dudgeon, Denise told me. dungeon? I asked she shook her head ‘no” Dudgeon I looked it up Dudgeon Ill humor That said a lot probably means we will never be f......

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...Preferring darkness, to forage and hunt, night they choose Relatively world’s smallest owl, yelping is their unique call Eyes highlighted, gray bill, brown birds that feign death to bluff They are......

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... 6 years ago, I wrote limericks about 5 PS poets. Today, I've posted about another 5 and will continue to add more... before 6 years. I tickled funny bones of five Souper men So, I gave though......

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...Sans sixth (psychic) sense... poise zen dystopian rant This prognosticator doth predict potential based at current rate sinister debacle that will instantaneously annihilate, United States st......

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... Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole, Gibson gives us the Flying V. In football we can now score an extra two points, and Legos blocks first hit the street. 50 inches of snow on Mason D......

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...My head is in a spin, My obsession just to win, I'm driven and I'm mad All I smell is gushing blood. I feel I'm in a surreal game That shooting sort - so very lame, Where targets pop-up all a......

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