Best Dud Poems
Below are the all-time best Dud poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of dud poems written by PoetrySoup members
At the Footbridge - Limerick CollaborationAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love...
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Categories:
dud, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Titillating ExperienceMom caught her boob in the washer’s wringer
Rotor made Mom an opera singer
Tit for tat, she got redder
...
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Categories:
dud, funny, mum,
Form:
Limerick
Zolar the Inet God(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...
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Categories:
dud, abuse, addiction, anti bullying,
Form:
Quatrain
School Homework: Jobs I HatedI hated homework - what a bore;
And wanted time to play.
I’d tolerate that stuff at school,
But that was during day.
We didn’t have a dog or...
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Categories:
dud, childhood,
Form:
Verse
ViolinistViolinist
Of all human evils
That happend in history
Bigger than Holocaust
It was not, and it will not be.
One Violinist was there
His life was violin string
He made the...
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Categories:
dud, holocaust,
Form:
Elegy
Terrifying Tina Part 2 - Collaboration With Sonny RoperOriginal limerick written by Jan Allison
A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on...
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Categories:
dud, humorous, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Eight Days a Weekmaudlin
maudlin Monday's mostly mud
halts the weekend with woeful thud
laughs and sillies
get the willies
on maudlin Monday, what a dud
tintinnabulous
tintinnabulous Tuesday
is the second paying-dues day
we head uphill
but...
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Categories:
dud, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Big8/27/18
"Big"
You're a puppy, I'm a big dog
You're a guppy, I'm a big cod
You're a tadpole, I'm a big frog,
You're a piglet, I'm a big hog
You're...
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Categories:
dud, fun, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Have You Got Your Party Ticket?We all need a Savior
In this world today
Because to enter Heaven
There is no other way.
So a Savior God did send
Jesus His own Son
For He is...
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Categories:
dud, faith, hope, uplifting
Form:
Rhyme
A Conversation With CharlotteMe: Say Charlotte, is your story true?
C: It’s fictional, now are we through?
Me: So are you rich from telling yarns?
C: I’ve got nice threads, but...
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Categories:
dud, humorous, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Is a Yorkshire ManTo put an end to the myth that Santa lives in Lapland
Santa is a Yorkshire man everybody knows that
People just say he's from Lapland, cos...
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Categories:
dud, christmas, christmas, christmas, earth,
Form:
Lyric
Santa Is a Yorkshire ManTo stop the myth going around that Santa is a Scotsman, a huge hit on the radio here. So fo those that believe this is...
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Categories:
dud, funny, christmas, christmas, eve,
Form:
Rhyme
The Sex ToyRoger was an humble man,
who dreamed of being a stud;
for when it came to pleasure,
poor Roger was a dud!
He created a...
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Categories:
dud, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Lazy CowLazy Cow
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
The cow loved to chew her cud
As she lay in the cooling mud.
She was lazy you see,
As lazy as could...
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Categories:
dud, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Florida MosquitoesFlorida Mosquitoes
A boy stayed with his grandma one summer.
Mosquitoes loved him; it was a bummer!
They liked to drink his blood.
It never was a dud.
They...
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Categories:
dud, funny, Grandson,
Form:
Limerick