Downright Poems - Poems about Downright

...’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, The A/C was running; we live in the South. The weatherman’s on and we’re praying like hell For Santa on radar, not some supercell. Th......Read More

... Tommy Tapioca’d married Margery Anne McDonald when each of them was twenty-one with just one thing in mind: To save the only offspring of the richest man in Scotland from falling prey to what he d......Read More

...Mrs. Barnaby Crow has lost her husband’s toe. She saved it from his coffin deep in the snow. Wore it as a key chain, it had a claw with a glow. Whoever has stolen it, is pretty downright low.......Read More

...Now gather round this here campfire y'all kind good folk Sit down get and make yourselves real comfy and toast a marshmallow Because this is a Freestyle Hoedown ain't it all of us here ha......Read More

...Tipsy Lipsy Too much liquor made her snicker balk and bicker acted foolish downright mulish shamed poor Mama with her drama angered Father such a bother ......Read More

...The Feeling. How long can someone be expected to hide, That horrendous feeling that grows and then festers inside? You wonder when it started and how on Earth you got here? Hoping that maybe if......Read More

...I will try where practitioners far wising than I have failed, where greater ships of thinking than I have sailed: explain how many approach the topic of kissing – from the twinkle in an e......Read More

...In the Way The Universe has been teaching me For a solid year, I’d say But I have yet to learn the lesson Maybe I will today! The lesson is quite simple And seems very easy to do Yet I kee......Read More

...My husband noticed, near my bench, A spotted lanternfly. I didn’t have to kill it; Something else caused it to die. I’m looking at it, upside down And really, it’s a pity That something so de......Read More

...or Merely the Rationally Sane Poet's Opinion "Sole the unaware live in soup heaven." ......Read More

...Almost all of my besties were off-putting at first. They came in loud and proud, annoying or worse, Luckily, I am not one to hold you to a first impression. Being totally wrong many times is my ho......Read More

... Sam Harris: The Super Duped Superstar Bigheaded on "Thriving" To thrive, one is obliged to thrive at others' hard expense, a Fact escaping most since most are mostly downright dense....Read More

... Sailed the oceans wide by bum power Yep! With a few blasts from my derriere I was able to navigate the seven seas What a magnificent journey it was The only problem I had wa......Read More

...Let us begin by explicitly undressing what may have been implicitly held multicultural feelings: 1. For the overwhelming masses of teeming and scheming healthy human adults, and especially......Read More

... I know a young lady won't mention her name Posts naughty stuff often for shame, for shame My kinda filly with that there's no question Her mind can be slanted in a naughty directio......Read More