Short Downright Poems

Your outershine
yeah it arouse me.

Your innershine
downright floors me....

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The ink flowing from a poet’s pen is subjective,
but to be downright mean is my only objective....

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~Why do you bring me such sorrow?~
Sometimes you are amazingly wonderful
Other times you are downright despicable...

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On a world so dark and dreary
Even God is downright teary
Old Satan guessed
Putin needs rest
Or is Satan growing leery?...

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Ignoring another human being can be seen as downright insulting,
but it's considered the highest form of respect within the animal kingdom....

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There are numbers that downright haunt me,
and letters that mean life or death,
and words that infect my thinking,
and make me wish for my last breath....

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Sully had a downright dirty toe
She scrubbed it ‘til it was aglow.
It shriveled and it coughed.
Then it promptly fell off.
At the end of my marigold row.
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Mrs. Barnaby Crow has lost her husband’s toe.
She saved it from his coffin deep in the snow.
Wore it as a key chain, it had a claw with a glow.
Whoever has stolen it, is pretty downright low....

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Most annoying thing the body produces
Is eye gunk to me it's downright useless
But helps when we cry
Lubricating the eyes
Aren't we due for a 10,000 mile service




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Hitler made errors in judgement
If not, his army might've been triumphant 
His downright arrogance
Cost him by the evidence
Imagine the impact of his misjudgement




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My dearest farewell I give to you
whom loves and most loved.
Never be seen or caressed,
lifts from up above
and me will smile downright,
of pure hearts so white.
I give to you
my dearest farewell....

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Know what you call a fish with no eyes?
A “fsh”... if you giggled you win the prize
That's downright silly
A chuckle making dilly
A downright giggler where fun applies




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Know what you call a fish with no eyes?
A “fsh”... if you giggled you win the prize
That's downright silly
A chuckle making dilly
A downright giggler where fun applies




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He can't be real, so happy ALL the time
Of course some days only ten outta nine
That's downright silly
Disturbs the tranquility
Must control this extreme enthusiasm of mine 




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Why is Venus called the god of love
If you knew Samantha, she makes guys gush
A technique so cunning
Downright stunning
Grabs us by the “blank” as we sing like a wood thrush




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Applies her makeup
Grabs that glam getup
May put on odd airs
Acts as if she cares
Giggles to lowbrows
Wiggles with highbrows
Goes downtown dancing
Dips downright dazzling
So no big to-do
For this ingenue...

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Pay it back
and pay it loud if you need to

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ok, in the interest of full disclosure, I often lie about forms.
but in this case, choka was downright irresistible, my apologies to anyone it offends...

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If you see a heat wave, would you wave back
Now that's downright silly, I've had a goofus attack
Happens to some
Undone we become
And revert back to a cartoon character that quacks




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Can’t wake me up
Can’t calm me down
Your path is your own
You’re on your way down
And yet I was once the one
To hold you tight and tell you
Its alright but now you’ve gone too far
And you are downright bizarre
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When canoers grow old, do they become canolders
Now that's downright silly, my brain does smolder
But let's not panic
Forget these silly antics
We must always maintain our adult composure




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Number 12: Bet you just realized that was downright silly
Twelve comes after ten by about two or three
Failed mathematics
Also acrobatics
Once fell on my keister ripping my pretty silk saree




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He’s brazen,
But downright smart too
He’s the eldest of my kids
Blonde, blue eyed, smart and handsome, he is
He doesn’t know that at all
Honest and humble
That’s my boy!


Septet syllable count is 3,5,7,9,7,5,3, unrhymed...

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All cloudy outside but there's sunshine in my heart
NOTHING can bring me down, so happy I could fart
Now that was downright rude
Well it wasn't lewd
Be thankful, my farts are considered great art!




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Milton Berle said, “sex at 84 is terrific”
“Especially the one in the winter to be specific”
That's downright silly
4 times a year, me and my filly
A real swinger she's always been and so prolific




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Discovered Dianne Feinstein

School children had crucial lead that is commanding;
We would discover them to be downright demanding,
Great job perform;
Way above norm;
It to your new response we must again be handing.

Jim Horn...

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