Dorky Poems - Poems about Dorky

Serpents, Scorpions, Owls

...Serpents, scorpions, owls,
Swingers, stingers, wise old gals,
Dogs, bones, bow wow wows,
Paws, purrs, cat's meows.

Canines, felines, feral creatures,
Headlines, deadlines, double features,
Pi...

Poet who exhibits panache

...Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

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ingenious, humo...

Growing my hair down below my knees

...Growing my hair down below my knees...

stimulated courtesy follicles,
where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E oils
allowed, enabled,
and provided head start
germinating pe...

Adolescent infatuations never consummated

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated

Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ...

You me she and she

...you, me, she and she

love is us, the four of us,
you, me, she and she.
it is the way we bust out
in spontaneous dance moves
in the middle of our living room
when our fam-fave beat comes on
a...

Mine Gerund Farming, Tilling, and Harvesting Illogical Weltanschauung

...Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung

Twas accursed destiny
since birth (maybe coded in
deoxyribonucleic acid  
since time immemorial) alas and alack
nascent em...

Dorky

...If asked to define the word “dorky”
I guess I'd describe it like this
Wearing stripes and checks together
A sight you surely can't miss

I'm not the ultimate style leader
But at least I...

Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...

Im Sorry

...We used to hold hands in public all the time,
not so much now.

You sometimes try holding my hand
out in the open.
I feel dorky with your hand in mine – sorry.
I hate the thought that those tha...

Still Dithering With Hesitation On Brink Ii of Abysmal Precipice

...Neither family nor scant friends twill mourn
severance outlook linkedin inextricably forlorn
accursed psychological agony since I got born
incessantly pilloried courtesy bullies hood scorn,
yours...

Poet Who Exhibits Panache Meant

...Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

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perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the following poem
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ingenious, humo...

Torch Lake I - Built of Inconvenience

...Huddled under the Northern Michigan
Umbrellas
Popped open
With cherry bows of pink blossoms

Is our little family cabin

Not so much
Made of brown brick and mortar
Glued pounded and squared ...

Fuzzy Socks and Crocs: Hideous

...Sand flows much too quickly in that goldarn hour glass
I'm no spring chicken, but I'll have to take a pass
If a guy thinks he rocks
Wearing fuzzy socks and crocs
That nerdy look is just too dorky...

A Pet Minichu

...Petite five-pound Yorkie; 
mother nature is full of small surprises, he's 
scant dorky. 

Mind of his own, 
always so hungry, gnaws on his
dull bone. 

Wind howls, 
Tator, my whizz,
growls....

Sainted Phoenix

...I remember the weight of your glasses
Every time I see them on some dorky hero
Springtime brings stupid memories
Dragged those words on your skin to bring us to zero

And they get me going like ...

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