Best Dorky Poems

Porky dorky was a good cook
                                Cooked the ham for a scary spook
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If asked to define the word “dorky”
I guess I'd describe it like this
Wearing stripes and checks together
A sight you surely can't miss

I'm not the ultimate style leader
But at least I do have some taste
Aside from an occasional style faux pas
At times when I dress in...

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A banana is the fruit of choice
        for monkeys in the trees
     Ben's girlfriend got the message
        and put it 'tween her door-keys...

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If asked to define the word “dorky”
I guess I'd describe it like this
Wearing stripes and checks together
A sight you surely can't miss

I'm not the ultimate style leader
But at least I do have some taste
Aside from an occasional style faux pas
At times when I dress in...

Continue reading...