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Fuzzy Socks and Crocs: Hideous

Sand flows much too quickly in that goldarn hour glass I'm no spring chicken, but I'll have to take a pass If a guy thinks he rocks Wearing fuzzy socks and crocs That nerdy look is just too dorky for this lass I've had lots of men flirt with me throughout the years But one dressed like that and I'd be laughing with tears He'd make an impression And from my expression He'd be very embarrassed by guffawing jeers There's a rumor about Batman going around When he saw Robin wearing socks and crocs in town He swatted him with a "ZONK!" "Why are ya dressed like a punk?" "Take those hideous things off or you're going down!!" I've always admired a man who has self respect One who dresses with class and style, I'd not reject I'd call him a silver fox In well-shined shoes, he walks But in fuzzy socks and crocs, he'd look train wrecked! Guys, if you want a lady's provocative glance Invite her to dinner and then share a slow dance But remember that your shoes Will give her the helpful clues She requires to let your flirting lead to romance June 10th, 2021 Fuzzy Socks and Crocs Contest Sponsored by: Francine Roberts ***********************'

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Terry Miller

Date: 7/15/2021 1:30:00 AM

Congratulations, a fun write!

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 7/13/2021 11:24:00 PM

Jenna This poem shows your sense of humour, and is very well done. Congrats on your win!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/13/2021 12:25:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute write. My mother always said, "look a man shoes, it will tell you a lot." It is so true. Have a blessed day with your fun win................

Jenna Logan
Date: 7/13/2021 1:14:00 PM

Thank you, Paula. This was such a fun challenge.

Beata Agustin

Date: 7/12/2021 1:56:00 AM

Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this. God bless you.

Jenna Logan
Date: 7/12/2021 5:16:00 AM

Thanks, Beata.

Brian Sambourne

Date: 7/11/2021 8:55:00 PM

Such a clever, funny, imaginative write lampooning the stylish mis-step of crocs + fuzzy socks. Congratulations! Brian

Jenna Logan
Date: 7/12/2021 5:16:00 AM

Thank you very much, Brian.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/11/2021 4:30:00 PM

Dropping back with many congrats on your first place Jenna, very well deserved, i got the dreaded n/a lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 7/12/2021 5:15:00 AM

Thanks very much, Jan. You're doing quite well with wins, so don't bother about an N/A. This was one of my last contest entries, so it's cool to go out with a winner.

Francine Roberts

Date: 7/11/2021 3:27:00 PM

congrats on your first place win in my contest and thank you for entering

Jenna Logan
Date: 7/12/2021 5:14:00 AM

Thank you for the honor, Francine. It was so much fun to write something lighthearted.

Christuraj Alex

Date: 6/19/2021 9:27:00 AM

Great.

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/19/2021 9:57:00 AM

Thank you very much.

Jthingz Abdul

Date: 6/18/2021 7:31:00 PM

Well written, Jenna. A pair of crocs and socks is definitely not me. At least not anymore lol. Justin.

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/19/2021 9:56:00 AM

There's a place for crocs but never with socks. Thanks for your thoughts, Justin.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 6/12/2021 3:30:00 AM

Fun ones, Jenna, with the right amount of humour and advice thrown in:)

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/12/2021 5:08:00 AM

Thanks, Jo. These are so addictive to write. I had to cut myself off from writing more.

David Kavanagh

Date: 6/10/2021 12:03:00 PM

I so do not like crocs Jenna, but to wear them with socks in public, should be outlawed, your cascade of Limericks, works so well, and Batman in tights beating up Robin in crocs, makes a lot of sense, all the best in the contest, cheers David

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/10/2021 12:40:00 PM

Thank you for the cool comments, David. Win or not, I enjoyed the time spent creating these.

Jan Allison

Date: 6/10/2021 9:38:00 AM

what a fun string of poems Jenna, I wrote mine before a dental appointment this morning but haven't posted it yet - I woke with the first stanza in my head when I got up :-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 6/10/2021 9:42:00 AM

It was such fun to write these limericks. We'll see how they fair in the contest. Good luck with your entry.