My Story

8/4/17 Never once was it all hunky-dory Let me tell you my story Grew up in rural territory I went around and through terrain that was thorny Whether or not the weather was clear or stormy It quickly became gory For those that called me dorky And said my lyrics were corny Because I was after much more than money, wisdom, and glory I've seen my fair share of Rick and Morty Spent a lot of time in a laboratory And less near a quarry Had a cat that was a tortie Haven't yet had a corgi Or Forgis Pockets were looking slim or porky Put down another forty Meanwhile myself and shorty Started getting horny Telling me about how much she adores me