Disgusting Poems

a recipe the poem--- not a real recipe if you make it will probably be disgusting do not bake

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To the world

I just wanted the world to know that this was not me
And i am not her
It was never me so long as i know her
I am not the one to blame so seen as her vision centers upon me
And only me
So see this vision is not mine but in my stead the prophecy seen by

disgusting little red creature

disgusting little red creature
beating on the floor
with its ugly feet
like tubes — rosy and violet-colored
sucking the air like an ameoba
wanting for flavors long extinct

disgusting red little creature
pumps its little legs
spilling itself on every 
creature it lands on
like a bee stinging frozen leather
wanting for victories long extinct

ugly little red creature
transplanted itself
only to be attacked by the

Looked little disgusting

Since I am a kid, 
I stole some carottes in kindergarten,
or just was being rude.
I didn't really know what how what is.
I am just thankful,
I never broke down but ripped off my fingernail.

Dumpers

Dumpers
The gal with the **** cannon
Let’s one rip a right good fart
You can smell it from here
It smells of baked beans
And mushy peas plus cabbage
I wonder what it’s like
When she takes a dump?

Begin With a Letter

Disgusting delinquents deliberately do
Dastardly deeds during December,
Driving daily demand down!

Chin

What's something 
really gross 
you've seen lately? 

For me, 
it was a toothless old lady 
on a bus stop bench, 
gumming Cheetos she first 
softened up 
in a paper cup of water, 
her mouth and chin 
bright orange.

Queen of the Disgusting Underarms

Let’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way.
I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day.
She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure.
This was hilarious to me since I knew I would win this contest for sure.

She showed off her fur, and the crowd wailed; two

Dc

Disgusting Crowd
Disgusting crowd consists of Robo type People
They are brainwashed by their idols
Idols are persons who they worship
They are violent, aggressive and ill mannered
They are often dramatic
They behave in a way that one can identify their act
They think they are smart
They try to discover information about other People's opinions
They are employed and unemployed
They have cruel

The False Poet

Rhyming Senryu


        Prancing, arrogance,
        Such obnoxious flatulence.
        You, caught,in his trance.


                   6-8-2021

Disgusting Ugly Wallygompers

Their bulging cheeks were full of hog.
Bumpy scaly foreheads were oozing with green leeches
Moving steadily away, I hoped they had not spotted me.

I had heard of these hideous beasts, but no one had warned me
They each had only one eye. One oozing dripping ugly red eye.
I turned to go, tiptoeing quietly, but one caught my

Disgusting

Disgusting spiders
What's worse? Homophobia!
Racism and hate

Does Anybody Care

Does Anybody Care?

Does anybody care, what you put in your hair?
or think, of the ink 
you mail to somewhere?

With no thought, you lick the stick, 
nor dawn on product of which you smear on.

To you, it’s all gum under your shoe. 
Yet! In my home like crayon, you drag on floor with poo you left

Diarrhea

When your walking in the store. Your butt hurts even more.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your driving your Shevi, your pants gets a little heavy.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're taking a dance, oh no! You have chocolate pants.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your watching a couple birds, you feel a couple turds.
Diarrhea,Diarrhea.
When your tying your shoe, everyone sees your number two.
Diarrhea, (Oh yeah)

Disgusting Thief

"a thief of my words who plunders my reflections-  a leech parasite"


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December 26, 2019


Poetry/Monoku/disgusting thief
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Written for the contest, A Thief Who Steals Your thoughts
sponsor, Bobby May

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