Best Disgusting Poems

"a thief of my words who plunders my reflections-  a leech parasite"


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December 26, 2019


Poetry/Monoku/disgusting thief
Copyright Protected, ID 19-1211-751-02


Written for the contest, A Thief Who Steals Your thoughts
sponsor, Bobby May

First Place...

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DISGUSTING COMMERCIAL

As one gets older things begin to sag
Belly hangs over, energy lags

Better take thought for your health old man
Heed this add, start our diet plan

Oh, there’s fat-free, sugar-free, freedom from gas
Beach ball bloating a thing of the past

Darlene B,, bikini beauty, she lost fifty
From...

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Donald Trump, that disgusting buffoon,
Grimaces and gestures like a demented baboon.
     Liar and con man,
     A friend of the Klansman,
As well as of Putin and his KGB goons....

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Disgusting spiders
What's worse? Homophobia!
Racism and hate...

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I'm being driven crazy because of my disgusting neighbor.
I wish that I was Luke Skywalker because I could kill him with my lightsaber.
He steals my newspapers and eggs my house.
He's a lowlife punk, a moron and also a louse.
When I order a pizza, he always...

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theres only one explanation for this state of world
pandemics and nuclear winters abound
have we been forsaken or have we forsaken ourselves
if you fuel hatred it will burn you alive

cities crumble and rust as bombs fall from high above
blood stained streets herald the end of all
we...

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A disturbing article has made me sit up and take notice
Claiming some doctors diagnose cancer where none exists
For profit and gain
An unforgivable shame
If we can't trust doctors, we're all bound at the wrist...

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Ever been in a Public or Club Toilet

And read the Graffiti on the Wall's

So many Numbers to Ring

Providing such a rich variety of thing's

For a good time and personal pleaure

Finished shook , paused 

And thought maybe just maybe after few more Shots and Jaeger Bombs...

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d-rump just delivered a punish'em speech
how 'brilliantly' stupid can a person be
avoiding gun control
but equating hate crime with mental illness
so more police and executions are needed
is this guy for real
he's a friggin con man
there to put money in certain pockets


stan sand...

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Never drink water, fish do disgusting things in it
Like washing their fins and other stuff I can't print
But there are certain habits
Also done by rabbits
Now that's downright unprintable, I could only hint...

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Their bulging cheeks were full of hog.
Bumpy scaly foreheads were oozing with green leeches
Moving steadily away, I hoped they had not spotted me.

I had heard of these hideous beasts, but no one had warned me
They each had only one eye. One oozing dripping ugly red...

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When your walking in the store. Your butt hurts even more.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your driving your Shevi, your pants gets a little heavy.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're taking a dance, oh no! You have chocolate pants.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your watching a couple birds, you feel a couple turds.
Diarrhea,Diarrhea.
When your...

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What's something 
really gross 
you've seen lately? 

For me, 
it was a toothless old lady 
on a bus stop bench, 
gumming Cheetos she first 
softened up 
in a paper cup of water, 
her mouth and chin 
bright orange....

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Rhyming Senryu


        Prancing, arrogance,
        Such obnoxious flatulence.
        You, caught,in his trance.


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Disgusting delinquents deliberately do
Dastardly deeds during December,
Driving daily demand down!...

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