Depends Poems - Poems about Depends

A poem depends on the mood of the moment on the hour of the night or of the day on sudden changes, and subtle ones too on the cast of the...

Continue reading...

you're only as beautiful as you feel youth is in the mindset captive no more than a fleeting sunset love blossoms rooted in the heart posted on April 5, 2025...

Continue reading...

Your DESTINY;In your hands What you getting, you've given Fate are the offsring of our own actions Mind set is everything A changed mind, a converted fate The places you go, the people you keep What you listen to, What you read What you see, the way you act The way you think, your experinces The way you talk, the way you walk What you...

Continue reading...

The world is a wonderful place said he, with an awestruck face Meadow, brook, hill and dale explored them all, fresh from jail...

Continue reading...

Blue vericose veins Depends defend against stain Firey heart unchanged...

Continue reading...

You can bet I didn't forget So you know that I got 'em It all Depends but in the end They call me Soggy Bottom ...

Continue reading...

If all the gods took a vacation Or maybe a forced “relocation” Leaving not a single trace What would we then blindly embrace Could we survive a “godless” day With nothing to which we could pray Or would we sit and sadly stew Cuz they didn’t tell us what to do Removed from the fear of Heaven’s hell What would we do, I ask,...

Continue reading...

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Jack’s declaration’s surely right for young guys who most love the sight of babes whose string bikinis show much flesh up top and down below. A buff young guy walked down the aisle with one whose beach bod made him smile. At home he knew...

Continue reading...

Hydration, urination, frustration I’m being Pampered with Depends The means justifies the ends For with my bladder shrinkage There comes a bit of leakage It’s so simple I just do it do it I can’t remember where I threw it But to this date it’s just been water Haven’t yet let loose a “squatter” And I still can change my own While talking on a...

Continue reading...

In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-) But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!...

Continue reading...

Effervescent words liberating common sense Eloquently spoken seeded sheer suspense, Silence overcame an audience surprised As meaning of the message wasn't compromised. Articulate speech powered by a notion- The quality of being depends upon devotion, Ironically an infant's laugh caught everybody's ears And baby’s coos and mothers love stimulated cheers....

Continue reading...

So going back to the beginning in reference to whence i started If you are asking me which 1 i think you think i am On the evidence i have just provided i choose rather to judge you on actions not your words Because sadly to me sorry is nothing more than a word i have heard and begun to confuse as a greeting said each...

Continue reading...

From me another gets a thing Because he deserves something And from me Absolute Nothing, When he is eyeing Everything; To the lustful her wished fling At a fighter lesson-teaching swing Such as boxers collect in a ring And detached a feared wing… And when insult in my ears ring Dong-ended ding ding And they displeasure bring I try to Ease restore with Zing Unwisely, I...

Continue reading...

Knit one purl one, knit two together. Drop a stitch, it runs. Unpick, pick-up the loops one by one, align them, precisely, nicely right, on your knitting needle. Get back to counting sheep to sleep where you left off. Knit one, purl one, knit two together. Repeat to end of line. Seams unseemly, jeans too loose. Letting out is needed. Stitch-picker to the rescue. Pry and...

Continue reading...

Hickery Dickery Do, can't find my bloody shoe Looked everywhere, here and there, even in the loo Found other stuff though Like a constipated crow And six pairs of soiled “Depends” pee-uw!...

Continue reading...