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Best Depends Poems


Wearing Depends In the Deep End
I am whatever you say I am 
currently I'm the eyes of the world
it's what they discovered when
daddy tied a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me
first time I menstruated, mommy said I would bleed to death,
"hemorrhage" she...

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Categories: depends, deep, education, gender,
Form: Free verse
My Life Depends On Writing
When cold winds blow
I turn to the page
blank and waiting
to become something more.
I write verse and prose
while the world
goes on without me.
I am the sun
and the meadow
on a winter day
while outside
a fall of snow.
The one I once knew
is a vision
my guiding light
s story and verse
while...

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Categories: depends, introspection, lost love, love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Life Expectancy Depends On You
The life of a ship
                                        ...

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Categories: depends, life, visionary, life,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



He Needs Depends
Attention, attention! Paging Dr. Death
Your appointments here may I send them in
Go on you will see the sign it reads “fin”
Please, all the way down the last door on the left
The doctor will help you complete your quest
Welcome my dear, relax remove your pin
Take off...

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Categories: depends, caregiving, death, funny, wife,
Form: Italian Sonnet
So Much Depends
SO MUCH DEPENDS...(Inspired by The Fault in Our Stars)

So much depends upon the girl with red current meandering from her woman
And the clots of clumped up thoughts that occasionally disturb her flow.
So much depends on the wisdom from her oval shaped head 
And the greyish-pink...

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Categories: depends, how i feel, hurt,
Form: Bio
Premium Member It Depends
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll my friends
Destined for greatness wearing my Depends
As I accept congratulations
Squirming during my oration
Hope no one notices and my speech transcends...

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Categories: depends, pride,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Discarding My Depends
In my own little world, I'm nearing the end
Everyday problems seem unimportant to mend
My life is growing short
Must grab hold and resort
To attacking young girlies while discarding my Depends


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: depends, humorous,
Form: Limerick
He Who Depends On Extenze
A miracle pill
Makes "that certain part of a male body"
Much bigger...
This commercial the trigger
For 100 million sales
And it never fails

So ol' tom sent for some,
Not that he had any prospect
Of needing such a miracle
Just curious, you might say

And lo and behold,
After the very first day...
My...

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Categories: depends, business, confusion, education, fantasy,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Discarding My Depends
In my own little world, I'm nearing the end
Everyday problems seem unimportant to mend
My life is growing short
Must grab hold and resort
To attacking young girlies discarding my Depends...

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Categories: depends, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Discarding My Depends
In my own little world, I'm nearing the end
Everyday problems seem unimportant to mend
My life is growing short
Must grab hold and resort
To attacking young girlies discarding my Depends...

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Categories: depends, age,
Form: Limerick
Depends On Your Give
With the mind if a sinner
But the heart of a saint
I will cook you a dinner
Without a complaint

Would you kiss me to show me
That you really may care
Would you let me go free
With no kind of snare

I live all the dreams
That I really do love
If...

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Categories: depends, life, love, love, may,
Form: Rhyme
It All Depends On Chances
It All Depends On Chances


It all depends on chances

And love may be a help 

Or it may break a heart

In sheer coincidence

Who knows what certainty

Resides in misty glances?



It's like the toughest game:

Today

With passion trembling 

precarious ways to go

Tomorrow

What the deal may be

You may not want...

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Categories: depends, destiny,
Form: Verse
Haiku Our Life Depends On Green
simply green
let the truth be known
it breaths for us
~~~
we breathe for it
now surplus... well nearly
hence all the fuss
~~~
carbon dioxide
we wouldn’t survive one gasp
important is green
~~~
keeping the air clean
the way it was still should be
like our greens all do
~~~
dependant on you
your nurturing loving care
thanks for the...

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Categories: depends, green, nature,
Form: Haiku
Depends Upon Devotion
Effervescent words liberating common sense
Eloquently spoken seeded sheer suspense,
Silence overcame an audience surprised
As meaning of the message wasn't compromised.
Articulate speech powered by a notion-
The quality of being depends upon devotion,
Ironically an infant's laugh caught everybody's ears 
And baby’s coos and mothers love stimulated cheers....

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Categories: depends, devotion, faith, love, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Depends
Don't stop me now, on a roll my friends
Destined for greatness wearing my Depends
As I accept congratulations
Squirming during my oration
Hope no one notices and my speech transcends...

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Categories: depends, fun,
Form: Limerick

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