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Dat Poems - Poems about Dat

Moisten Dat the Harlot
Bing informative the SCHWA sound become the topic of the day Dipithong, Dipithong ooh, ooh wee! Schwa:schwa! the Schwa sound the schwa sound is destroying me. T notch filters. Try to spook the others they used unsafe tactics that caused people to boo and jeer. The Schaw sound shall maketh him smarter then he will never be in need of these types of Chanagans. Speakest Lammbeeria the Whorish Harlot of Dikkinism Larghissimo!!!!! that he...

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Categories: dat, business, character, guitar, music,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member How's It Do Dat
How does courtesy become a courtesan ~ Same way sunny becomes the sun...

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Categories: dat, analogy, word play,
Form: Epigram



Premium Member More Dis Than Dat
Dishonour Disobey Distort Disrupt Discord Disturb Dislike Distrust Disgust Dismay Disappoint...

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Categories: dat, 10th grade,
Form: I do not know?
Whats Dat Is
3 cups of heavy cream 1 cups of pistachios 1/2 cup of chopped dried cherries 1 cup of coconut flakes 2 cup of marshmallows 1 tablespoons of vanilla 4 tablespoons of great quality nut liqueur + 2 cups of whipped cream 1 tube of sugar dough 1 muffin pan melt together cream and marshmellows, add nuts and coconuts add vanilla and liquer allow to cool and fluff...

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Categories: dat, food, kiss, music, myth,
Form: Ballade
Sum O' Dat Grub
while experimenting with flavors Doctor Sinister developed a flavor the world may have been waiting for. He dehydrated cucumbers, onions,garlic, and a seedless tomato with liquid smoke. he used a food processor to to grind them, when he had a powder he mixed it with dehydrated buttermilk solids he added some cayenne pepper. he used it to season ground beef. he made a egg...

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Categories: dat, business, farm, food, music,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Whuz Up Wit Dat--
Cause his wings were burned off His own way was strange but it matters not whuz up wit dat! The speech pattern of God I ripped off weak rappers jaws On the low, I still rock my Giraudoux It's in my blood like the same way I love chocolate 38's 45's all type of Taurus' whuz up wit dat! You ratting on the...

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Categories: dat, adventure, analogy, how i
Form: Rhyme
Dough Foo-Witter,She Quite Ornery
the womans sista took exception to what was happening and wanted in on the deal. " thats my Daddie Dough," ya'll gonna get me sum-of-dat money" I got a secret formula too, and ya'll need mine to get where ya'll wanna be. her daddies recipe 7 cups of rised yeast dough in a sauce pan add 1 cup of pureed raisins 1/4 cup of...

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Categories: dat, food, music, myth, science,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Who Dat Nation
Who dat can beat dem Saints To the superbowl- no they ain't A ref missed a major call Ram hit a Saint causing him to miss the ball Did the fans of Black and Gold cry No they had a parade and you wanna know why Who Dat Nation would rather pass a good time Have a parade, jazz, and do the...

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Categories: dat, celebration, cheer up, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Dat Ole River
. Dat Ole River (The Calcasieu) Dats a lazy ole river, dats a muddy ole river. Dat river she flows on and on and on, ...

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Categories: dat, boyfriend, character, children, my
Form: Prose Poetry
Dat Aint Right: Gon Then
your song is a woman and she phat azz sh--! foo reel she sweet and tangy witt sum love to provide hip as she wanna be! grab my thang and steer yo right in your face and say " I want summa dat!" foo reel dough dat's sum smooth sweet meat got sum inches to fill them spaces , captain yo girl is lower, neath dah menz!...

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Categories: dat, dance, music,
Form: Ballad
Sum Thing For the Day Off
2 TABLESPOONS OF CUMIN 1/4 CUP OF SOY SAUCE 2 TABLESPOONS OF PAPPRIKA 1/4 CUP OF CAYEENE 3 TABLESPOONS OF THYME 3 TABLESPOONS OF ROSEMARY 1/4 CUP OF GINGER ROOT 1 CUP OF DICED ONIONS 3/4 CUP OF DICED GREEN PEPPERS 1/2 CUP OF CHOPPED GARLIC 2 CUPS OF DARKBROWN SUGAR 1 CUP OF CHOPPED CILANTRO 3 CUPS OF LIME JUICE 2 CUPS OF FISH STOCK 2 CUP OF...

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Categories: dat, food,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member True Dat
Every day is different no matter what I do. A multitude of variables keep me from the true. A flat tire, a loose wire, a new friend suddenly appears, and a favored pen disappears, an argument over nothing, and the postman brings you something, the lawn mower won't start, and, your child reveals her heart. Trivial to substantial, a randomness in all. What is the...

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Categories: dat, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Isn'T Dat Unfair
Isn't that unfair How can u compare Isn't dat unfair Each gender is made so unique Where one is strong n the other weak How can v set them side by side Wen males n females r not alike Woman is a diamond beyond compare Not just identified by long hair Life is a play with perfectly fit character Played singly by mother wife daughter...

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Categories: dat, confusion, fantasy,
Form: Ballad
Stay Offa Dat Ice Rink Bouis
New jersey's new sticks anew way of thanking or is it. this note was attached to a rock held on by some chewing gum someone tossed it on the rink while were skating the p.s told the hold story stay offa the ice bouis ! signed by us ! we later found out this was a prank, some fool celebrating his favorite teams victory !...

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Categories: dat, celebration, character, color, endurance,
Form: Lyric
Might You Marry Might You Marry
we know your plans for marraging up on the Lady Madlene. Now we shall devise a plan to hinder you from doing so. the ways of frustrating people is spoken of in the book of Dumb'em up! We shall find folk to cause ways to undermind your trust in coupling-up with the woman.Whores and Misleading men shall try to sway...

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Categories: dat, art, business, celebrity, character,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

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