Sum O' Dat Grub

while experimenting 
with flavors
Doctor Sinister
 developed
a flavor the world may
 have been waiting for.
He dehydrated cucumbers,
onions,garlic,  and 
a seedless tomato with liquid smoke.
he used a food processor to
to grind them, when he had a powder
he mixed it with dehydrated buttermilk solids
he added some cayenne pepper.
he used it to season ground beef.
he made a egg sourdough and made
hamburger rolls.
when these were done he
combined them making a wonderful
flavored hamburger.
he used cheddar to accent the flavor.
lettuce and tomato, minced onions
two slices of bacon.
and slathered the toasted
 bun with thousand island dressing
he called it
The Rhine Carte Burger.

He wasn't finished
he used the same cucumber powder, oion mix
in a sourcream sourdough bread
what did you expect?
well he got knowthing but great results.
come on down to our resturant
and get yo'self sum of dat grub!"
he
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November 26, 2019 at 12:59 PM
HI Terry I enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing
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