Best Dat Poems

i know a young girl
lives just up da ill

she a black an white child
she got uge black eyes
wit lots of white surrounden dem

an' she  got tick black air
an' er skin's a lonely gray
she got big plump lips 
no man ever touched
cause she still jus' a child

an'...

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Its dialect poetry not on list....

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Inspired by shall I compare thee to a summers day (Sonnet 18)

Shall I meet thee on a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely than my usual mate.
Rough winds do shake your darling buds of May,
But summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the...

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When a man's on his own, he's just dat.
He's dis an he's dat … jus dis an dat …  an dat's dat.
But now let a good woman enter his life
Let a good woman become his sweet wife
Now he's inspired from dis and dat to...

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f ar out that was harsh
a nd you say that im soft
t hat response was pathetic
b oy the gloves are now off
o ut of all the things that
y ou could have said

h aving burgers after salads? man,
u r out of your blinking head
n obody eats...

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i just shoulda not jumped in front of dat trukkkk....joke sent to me..

saw it happen going to work one morning,
 guy jumped in front of a speeding bus in his little car,
 and braked for the amber light,
......kerlunkkkkkkkkkk.....writeorfff

If ya drivin in ya car,
 ya dumb...

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whoomp, whoomp whoomp!
e'er night like dis
and I do love you
cause we special togetta
me and you we like
diamonds and gold
like sweet nectar and kisses
we just right for each otta
I mean love
real love
the kinda love yo bouis get jealous of
then they get all involed in yo business
and...

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Every day is different 
no matter what I do. 
A multitude of variables
keep me from the true. 

A flat tire, a loose wire,
a new friend suddenly appears,
and a favored pen disappears,
an argument over nothing, and
the postman brings you something,

the lawn mower won't start, and,
your child...

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.
 Dat Ole River (The Calcasieu)

Dats a lazy ole river, dats a muddy ole river.   
Dat river she flows on and on and on,                   ...

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It was the end of the day when McGee walked in
to his favorite neighborhood pub
Gave a last puff on a stogie 
that he smoked right down to the stub

Then made his way up to the bar
Where he said with a troubling grin
Serve me a beer...

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How does courtesy become a courtesan

   ~ Same way sunny becomes the sun...

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Who dat can beat dem Saints
To the superbowl- no they ain't
A ref missed a major call
Ram hit a Saint causing him to miss the ball

Did the fans of Black and Gold cry
No they had a parade and you wanna know why
Who Dat Nation would rather...

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3 cups of heavy cream
1 cups of pistachios
1/2 cup of chopped dried cherries
1 cup of coconut flakes
2 cup of marshmallows
1 tablespoons of vanilla
4 tablespoons of great quality nut liqueur
+
2 cups of whipped cream

1 tube of sugar dough
1 muffin pan

melt together cream and marshmellows, add nuts...

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Isn't that unfair
How can u compare
Isn't dat unfair
Each gender is made so unique
Where one is strong n the other weak
How can v set them side by side
Wen males n females r not alike
Woman is a diamond beyond compare
Not just identified by long hair
Life is a...

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2 TABLESPOONS OF CUMIN
1/4 CUP OF SOY SAUCE
2 TABLESPOONS OF PAPPRIKA
1/4 CUP OF CAYEENE
3 TABLESPOONS OF THYME
3 TABLESPOONS OF ROSEMARY
1/4 CUP OF GINGER ROOT
1 CUP OF DICED ONIONS
3/4 CUP OF DICED GREEN PEPPERS
1/2 CUP OF CHOPPED GARLIC
2 CUPS OF DARKBROWN SUGAR
1 CUP OF CHOPPED CILANTRO
3...

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