Short Dat Poems

Its dialect poetry not on list....

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Sara Shiniqua
you sexy thang
gimme dat number
and i'll make it rang...

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How does courtesy become a courtesan

   ~ Same way sunny becomes the sun...

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can't see me
am scott free
let to this and dat
come lets chat
i can't waited
for this
ON LINE DATE...

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Dishonour
Disobey
Distort
Disrupt
Discord
Disturb
Dislike
Distrust
Disgust
Dismay
Disappoint...

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Monkey hat, monkey hat
Who de dibble knitted dat?
If you die I hope dat I
Inherit de dam monkey hat....

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am like a cat
smooth like a rat
love this and dat
i have a sign
thats on time
and love my
CHAT LINE...

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am i that  a drity rat
am i just anuther dat
you give me the blues
and i feel ueses
thats not cool
AM
I YOUR FOOL...

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don't need this
you miss
just need your kiss
don't need this and dat
here's where its at
for all you do
baby its
JUST YOU...

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tryed this and  dat
your still had to sat
and think and blink
couldn't go on
cause things went wrong
make a new start
NOW TRY GOD...

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they come tall
ssome or small
theyer also fat
call fat cats
they do this and dat
can be rat
some eat like a hog
those
TOP DOG...

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Don't'chea all be lookin'
Over my shoulder,
At what's cookin'
I dunz get mad,
And reely sad,
Dat you'z be spi-en
at myze wourds...

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Skippity doo, skippidy dat,
I jumped over my pussycat,
Doing it just once more
I slipped upon the polished floor,
Now pussy looks quite flat....

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Dere once was a goil in da Quawta
Who never did do what she oughtta.
She stripped down one night
--Dat was really a sight--
Till NOPD come and caughtta!...

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dough-chew foo-witt dat hoe
sumthang aint right bout it
raking round acting like a shovel
dats ah hoe
rows and rows
of work to be done
dat is ah hoe !...

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foo reel dough
dat foo reel yo
how dat feel yo
dat foo reel yo
dim whack azz beets
dos whack azz horns
what foo reel yo
dat's foo reel yo
reely dough! reely dough!...

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I'm wearing a conical hat
A conical, conical, conical hat
Oh waddaya thinkabout dat
My conical, conical, conical, conical,
Conical conical hat; that
is my conical hat....

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Gimme some dat twelve bar blues	
bucket of beer, some otha booze
sluice you from my mind.

Wake up late with an achin head
bleary eyes and feelin half dead
none of you to find....

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“Be happy like me,” 
Sez dem dat has got.
“But you be da man,” 
Sez dem dat has not.
“Be thrifty like me,”
Sez dem dat be rich.
“But it’s Saturday night.”
Sez dem got da itch....

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De Earth is round,
with no sound.
Smooth and flat- Dat is Dat!
Colourful, rather small,
bargain from Da Shoppin Mall !!

Wonderin in Dis corner nook...
flippin through
Da Planet Book !!!...

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T"aint me, dunn leff dat mess...
Wad'cha'do, just take a guess?
Got evidence dat I iz guilty,?
Or dis sum bullshoot
From Uncla' Milty?
So dowen' 'spects me
to clean it up...
It diden' split,
From my coughee cup!...

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text me text me or give me a call but i will probably be at the mall sorry if i dnt answer 
da phone im probably eating an ice cream cone do get mad if its not funny cuz im the 1 dat juis spent some money hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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this for all guys dat be sneak dissin
you make it rain but with your dick pissin
bunch of gays doing dick kissin
mess with killers your heads missin
lying on the couch reminicin
dont speak just listen
these words like snakes hissin...

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New Orleans Saints Win The Superbowl!!



The Saints struck down the Colts
Like a great big lightning bolt
Miami drowned in black and gold
New Orleans won the Superbowl
I send this dedication, a celebration
To all the Who Dat Nation...

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Happiness is found by
All those 
People, that truly love
Inconsiderate of themselves.
But yearn daily
In wholeness to
Receive everyone.

Truly we are grateful that
Heaven blessed us,
Dat day you were born
And also for who
You are now....

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