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Dry Cough

'Ridiculous'
  Is In The Craw
   Of The:
     Behold!
        The Ridicular!

Empty, 
 Wasted,
  Un-Enlightened
   Layers Of
     Fabricated 
        Settle-Ment.

-Gray Squirrel

06-30-2025

Ancient Tree

Like a smoker's cough
the dark bark of your rough skin
Married many times

Cough Remedies

Psychological means are not enough
when you have a persistent cough.
If you try to will it to stop,
you'll flip  your lid or your top.
I wouldn't recommend a drop.  It
won't work and syrup won't stop it,
unless its ingredient is codeine.
Then, you'll sleep well if you know what I mean.

Squirm the Germ

Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So…..
(Point to your head, then use both hands wide open to show how the germs will jump out)


Chorus
Cover your cough! (make cough noise into the crook of

Peace of Cheese

Can you forget that piece of cheese
that you inhaled? Oh, just a crumb it was.
But breathing while chewing, then choking!
Was it Cheddar, Cheshire?

Or that Limburger, Parmesan?
But, oh, that piece of cheese!
Not a morsel you'll forget,
or a temporary amnesia that will bring you peace.

A double Gloucester, some feta or mozzarella?
What about that Parmigiana-Reggiano?
Better, far better, not

Glass Coffin

Another day, another ghostly glitch
The catholic church stained glass
shouldn’t be as grey as it was today.
More and more the molding frays
I can hear the coffins softy coughing
There are more and more mourning days

Whether or not there was better days,
“Back when there was no such a glitch”
there were still plagues, there was still coughing,
common enough, blood

Cough

The troublesome throaty explosion
For which demanded is handkerchief 
That helps to hinder hell’s diffusion
By the thoughtless simple man or chief…

The oft-followed by a dragged-out gob
The owner sends straight to nearby soil:
What had tried to chesty freedom rob
And a whole day for sufferer spoils…

A scurrying for antibiotics
Or soon, the chest shall be again heaved:
Haphazard gestures of

Poe-At-Tree With a Cough-Eh

am...tea
empt-tea-ed

now...

so...sew me
a...cof eh?

black...

with...three
sweet-ners

cof...

to...sweet-nurse
the...espresso

The Flattered Is the Battered

I hold it quite tattered
To have someone flattered,
All the time, some John mattered:
Such Johns are soon scattered!

Many still call me 'Prof',
Thank God some would just cough,
Saying it in a voice rough
Shows of being The Gruff...

Then failed is flattery
And charged my battery
While I dare mystery
Far from the jittery...

Then, the oft flattered
Is the oft battered.

Super Villain

I have never seen such a supervillain in my life.                                             

Cough Specialist On Nobel List

Syrup for your cough 
Before it gets rough
And you judge life 'Rough',
To the next man gruff...

For your cough:syrup
And it shall shut up!
You to again sup
And drink from glad cup

Repeat I: syrup 
What shall you cheer up
Air tract decongest 
Its blocked East and West...

And Septrin don't miss
Recommended kiss
For faster release
From choking unease

So says specialist
On Nobel cough

Cough In

my...cough
in the grave...be

my...fun
fer-all...so

sip...smile
and put the lids...back

on...bottles
and...box


stans sand

One Link To This Dilemma Is the Mixture of Soda and Cough Syrup

“If you don’t understand the purpose of a thing, then abuse is inevitable”

Many learners are going down the wrong road
There is a new song they are singing
All they need is a bottle of cough syrup mixed with soda

A dangerous cocktail is part of their arsenal
Learners during the week are telling tales of the crypt
They erupt

Some People Call Me Prof

Some people call me Prof
But with laughter round it off,
Some garnish it with cough;
Their loyal but amused hats doff;
Better than to at me scoff…

The most shy cease to be coy,
The heart cruel games would buoy
Shyness in any case some ploy
By he who could with another toy:
By some Ray about to cajole a Roy;
My Prof Nickname,

Silly Masqued Cough It

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*Image of Woman with face mask sneezing into elbow while shopping by iStock.

Silly Masqued Cough It

Silly masqued cough it,
sassed out her topic,
eating her words and meds,
"So long you deniers!"
one sat down beside her,
then stipend masqued cough it each day.

2022 February 06

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