When You Need a Poop

The speed of sound is directly related to Your visit to the washroom when you need a poop If visitors are near Don't want them to hear So you cough out loud when a blast is due
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Allison Avatar
April 18, 2017 at 10:35 AM
ha ha ha so funny my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Ellison Avatar
April 18, 2017 at 3:30 PM
Ahhh my faithful friend from the Isle of Man!!! Glad it gave you a giggle dear sis!!! Love, Jack xxx
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April 18, 2017 at 7:48 AM
I've always been a fan//of noisy fans in the can.//Jet engine loud//Blast 'em proud//A Sonic Boom is the plan! THE SOUND AND THE FURY JACKSON!!!
Ellison Avatar
April 18, 2017 at 9:31 AM
My blasts have been compared to a sonic boom! LOL Hence the need to cough! SHHHH! Okay COUGH!!!!
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