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When You Need a Poop

The speed of sound is directly related to Your visit to the washroom when you need a poop If visitors are near Don't want them to hear So you cough out loud when a blast is due

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Date: 4/18/2017 10:35:00 AM
ha ha ha so funny my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/18/2017 3:30:00 PM
Ahhh my faithful friend from the Isle of Man!!! Glad it gave you a giggle dear sis!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 4/18/2017 7:48:00 AM
I've always been a fan//of noisy fans in the can.//Jet engine loud//Blast 'em proud//A Sonic Boom is the plan! THE SOUND AND THE FURY JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/18/2017 9:31:00 AM
My blasts have been compared to a sonic boom! LOL Hence the need to cough! SHHHH! Okay COUGH!!!!

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