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The speed of sound is directly related to Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo If visitors are near Don't want them to hear So you cough out loud when a blast is due

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Date: 7/25/2020 9:18:00 AM
lol Jack. Sound proofing the bathroom works well. There might still be some residual noise the secret is controlling the anal output pressure. The theory is less pressure less noise more pressure, Kaboom everybody knows! lol. Have a nice one Happy Jack...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/25/2020 9:43:00 AM
Walls need to be 4 feet thick for me! LOL Good thing Poetry Soup is smell-proof! Happy Saturday Sir Michael!
Date: 7/25/2020 5:52:00 AM
Ha ha! Yeah, pooping in public is not the most comfortable thing. ;),
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/25/2020 6:17:00 AM
LOL! There's no disguising the booming sound! It echoes through the whole land! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 7/25/2020 3:59:00 AM
Just turn up the radio full blast and relax
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/25/2020 4:34:00 AM
Scares all the neighbours though!

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