When You Need To Go

The speed of sound is directly related to Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo If visitors are near Don't want them to hear So you cough out loud when a blast is due
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July 25, 2020 at 9:18 AM
lol Jack. Sound proofing the bathroom works well. There might still be some residual noise the secret is controlling the anal output pressure. The theory is less pressure less noise more pressure, Kaboom everybody knows! lol. Have a nice one Happy Jack...
Ellison Avatar
July 25, 2020 at 9:43 AM
Walls need to be 4 feet thick for me! LOL Good thing Poetry Soup is smell-proof! Happy Saturday Sir Michael!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 25, 2020 at 5:52 AM
Ha ha! Yeah, pooping in public is not the most comfortable thing. ;),
Ellison Avatar
July 25, 2020 at 6:17 AM
LOL! There's no disguising the booming sound! It echoes through the whole land! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Cunningham Avatar
July 25, 2020 at 3:59 AM
Just turn up the radio full blast and relax
Ellison Avatar
July 25, 2020 at 4:34 AM
Scares all the neighbours though!
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