Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

When You Need a Poo

The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due 

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 15, 2021 at 9:19 AM Careful coughing! I know how these things can go... ;), xomo! Jack Ellison February 15, 2021 at 9:53 AM LOL That can cause a repetitive series of cough... fart... cough... fart...and so on... love, your desperate love, XOX

Jan Allison February 15, 2021 at 7:20 AM ha ha ha or blame it on the dog if you have one:-) hugs jan xx Jack Ellison February 15, 2021 at 7:43 AM Agnetha's has such a surprising revelation! Bad stuff! Love, Jacko XOX

Tom Cunningham February 15, 2021 at 7:15 AM Cough or sing, that should do it lol. Have heard some having problems on here, re comments. Jack Ellison February 15, 2021 at 7:45 AM Major problems!!! Guess they'll sort themselves out... hopefully!