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When You Need a Poo

The speed of sound is directly related to Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo If visitors are near Don't want them to hear So you cough out loud when a blast is due

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 5/6/2019 4:08:00 PM
Haha , I thought maybe there was a virus with all the coughing.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2019 4:13:00 PM
Nope... just a plain old cover-up of very loud poops!!!
Date: 5/6/2019 7:27:00 AM
L...O...L... ;oP
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2019 7:54:00 AM
Me too L...O...L... hits home with great intensity! Sometimes it actually lifts me off the seat!!! Happy Jack XOX

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