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Funny Computer Poems

These Funny Computer poems are examples of Computer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Computer Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member a poem inspired by glitchore that will age poorly probably
Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a...

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Categories: computer, funny, irony, music,



Premium Member Bots
scramble the bots there’s a new weirdo in town
using up the sun, talking un-abbreviatedly odd 
some skin looking healthier than the rest of us,
us, junkies...

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Categories: computer, fun, humorous, life,

Premium Member Heavenly Computer Challenge
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: computer, funny,

Premium Member A-Eye Full of It
A software programmer named Arty Fishal
Tried to design something beneficial
But his programming
Was rather damming
Not unlike intelligence, artificial

As they push their wannabe pie in the sky
In...

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Categories: computer, satire, science fiction,

Premium Member Soup Creek Ink Or Computer
Last July I was going west,                                      ...

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Categories: computer, humor, july, poets, smile,



Premium Member A Serial Texter
Written by Gail R DeBole
on June 20, 2022

A texter who texted all day
When in-person had not much to say.
He lived life on his text-screen
Never ran...

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Categories: addiction, computer, people, technology,

Humpty Dumpty
Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall

All the kings...

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Categories: cheer up, children, computer,

Jokes101 Recycled: March 26 In South Africa
TIME issues:
1. Whenever I am short on time, I eat my watch, and always have seconds to spare.

2. Why do I still buy old clocks...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: class, computer, conflict, funny,

Twenty-First Century
Man-Machine
                        ...

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Categories: america, city, community, computer,

Premium Member Here I Sit Writing Away
Here I sit writing away,                    ...

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Categories: computer, humor, poems, poets,

Premium Member Twitter Talk
Written by Gail R DeBole
On September 18, 2021
Updated on September 20, 2021

Likes are nice,
But Retweets are sweet.

Faves are all the rave,
But Retweets are hard to...

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Categories: computer, cool, funny, humor,

Prof Guru Ghulab Khatri
Four X Four
Talented, mind blowing, stunning
Dareesh maar Khan cunning
Heroic, jolly, scene creator, 
Producer, Director, chief editor
Serious, funny and vocational
Committed, concerned and educational
Flop, bottom and Top
Start,...

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Categories: computer, 10th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Installed In Your Home
I bought a new replacement brain from Amazon
With a lifetime warrantee 
delivered and installed by Amazon technicians  
in your home 
It said on the...

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Categories: computer, funny, nonsense, technology,

Purple Turtle
My mobile is a purple turtle. Made in Red China by brain dead slave labourers. It has some wonderful features. These include: 

Free TV. Pull...

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Categories: computer, satire, technology, voice,

The Day the Devil Hacked God's Computer
The devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus
 
God...

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© Gary Hill  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: computer, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,