Funny Computer Poems | Examples
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Write on paper or computer,
my ink will run away.
Thoughts and feelings,
are set on fire to be told.
Maybe true or maybe false,
words will write the tale.
Write on paper or computer,
what will I have to say?
I never know,
what my mind or muse will come up with.
Maybe funny or maybe sad,
I must play along.
Write on paper or computer,
a true writer must write on.
Oh yes I say,
write on until you are done.
Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me
Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics.
Dopamine is a myth,
an expired meme
deemed mega cringe
Let the file rot into
informational abscess
Here we all wait before
Heaven's blockchained gate
tired of partaking into
a satire so removed from
a cogent solution,
It is simply void.
Here is coldest oblivion in
this stupid cyborg machine,
but the world is so
Y2K heat death-core
Whatever that means
It turned a generation
made us abandonware
Just to feed us nostalgia
for times when we
would bother to care.
A software programmer named Arty Fishal
Tried to design something beneficial
But his programming
Was rather damming
Not unlike intelligence, artificial
As they push their wannabe pie in the sky
In our face until we see eye-to-their-eye
But the more they push
That tells me their tush
Actually shat out the @#$%!, they call AI
We learn that it takes lots of borrowed money
To try making us believe clouds are sunny
So they’re giving a try
At slinging AI
Which is too devious to be funny
Written by Gail R DeBole
on June 20, 2022
A texter who texted all day
When in-person had not much to say.
He lived life on his text-screen
Never ran out of text-steam
And sent messages that seemed ultra-brave.
Written by Gail R DeBole
On September 18, 2021
Updated on September 20, 2021
Likes are nice,
But Retweets are sweet.
Faves are all the rave,
But Retweets are hard to beat.
(Tribute to the writing style of American poet Ogden Nash and his poem "Reflections on Ice Breaking" written in the year 1931.)
I bought a new replacement brain from Amazon
With a lifetime warrantee
delivered and installed by Amazon technicians
in your home
It said on the web site that it was imported
And I now speak a new language
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard.
We are a mess.
She is a mess.
No one cares.
I am running away
Today, right now,
As soon as she stops
Typing.
Signed: The unhappy keyboard
if only
one could
program
a computer module
put it into a sugar coated capsule
swallow it
and be updated
you could also
program it
to be compassionate
loving, faithful,
not to become fat,
lose your hair,
become pregnant
and so forth
you could also
give them to your friends
as gifts
and program them
accordingly
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Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
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on the fancy package
it came in
it did not say
that smoking this
might be bad for your health --
So
in a dark corner of the room
I lit up my iPhone
smoked it
and felt
satisfied.
I was sick of seeing one plate, fork, and knife
And that lonely cup of drink
As if I was a piece in a painted still life
Like those dishes placed in the sink
So I clicked on a dating site as the others
Seeking a fine baby boomer
And in time chose one of the likeliest lovers
Who laughed at my sense of humor.
We emailed, and Facebooked and tweeted on Twitter
Then Skyped every single night
Though we lived far away, I knew I wouldn’t quit her
‘Til we got our liaison right.
We transmitted vows over the wireless sky
And kept each of them sweet and short
Then after being pronounced, husbandwidth and wifi
We kissed through a USB port
by David Fisher for Put Your Best Rhyme Forward contest
made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate
look up in the sky information in the air able to leap over tall buildings information everywhere more speed than a locomotive more bytes than a mosquito stuffing my box
cramming my brain hope it will rain to slow it down for a nano-second so that I can take a
breath knowing that the machine can’t breathe yet!
bit by bit
it changes the world
one naught one
naught
bit by bit
it changes you
one naught one
naught
one day
you will be
one naught one
naught
and
one naught one
naught
will be you
To the great outdoors
my grandparents love to go,
simply for the atmosphere it gives
like when they play Bingo.
I like to walk the trails, the mountains,
to get my wild nature fix.
They both have bad eyesight and can't quite comprehend
these crazy realistic graphics!