Cleaned Out Poems - Poems about Cleaned Out

payment from an angel

...As I cleaned out my mother-in-law’s closet
I thought “she would never let anyone help her without payment”.
Less than five minutes later something floated down from the ceiling.
A dollar bill....

EVANSTON DINER

...Place to eat
I can’t say Evanston Diner can’t be beat
Location being the town of Evanston, Wyoming
Bound for Los Angeles, California
A stop on Greyhound Bus
You know the slogan, “Leave the Drivi...

My Basset Ran Off with My Essay

...My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail

She went through all my papers
and threw them on the floor
Oh that crazy ...

The Jack of Hearts

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 The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall,
  the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall.
 The curfew had been...

do not stereotype pigs

...Forget everything you have heard about stereotyping the pigs.
I met some the other day, who were cleaner than my cousin Jigs.
They vacuumed and dusted the barnyard until it was clean enough to eat....

Aunt Marilda and Her Cat House

...Aunt Marilda’s house and closet were full of felines of all types.
long-haired, short-haired, tabbies, pumas, and mice-hunting snipes.
we knew what we were inheriting when she passed on a rainy day...

I Was Going To- But

...'Twas a week before Christmas 
And I've not done my shopping 
I was going this morning 
But first, my floors needed a mopping 

I was going to mop them 
But I first had to broom 
Then, I waite...

Agenda 1

...Its now to question 
It's now to dicuss
It's now deny
Any hold over us
By the spawn of
The unconscionable 
The dregs of the dregs
The descendants of 
Misfits septic as pus
Unacceptable being...

Halloween Blues

...Oh I sit on a mountain top waiting for news to fly down on my broomstick and scare you, this October 31st Halloween Blues is just for you.

When up on top I was thinking of my Friday tonight wonder...

Hope This Will Help

...I cut back my fig tree last month and my daughter just cut hers.
The drains- one comes out over the property line (lot between our 
houses) about mid lot with a pop up on the downslope.  
Can't re...

A Token-Coin

...When I started to date,                                                  a token-coin I was given.                                                I was told ...

Potty Mouth

...He can curse up a storm
make a sailor blush
Foul blue language
spewed out in a gush
Could strip paint clean
off a battleship 
Exponentially worse if
you give him any lip
Rambling in sincerity...

Corona Cabin Fever

...I have
a squirrel-like stash of food
Two cases of paper towels
72 rolls of TP
Read seven books
Cleaned out the bottom drawer
Washed the cat
Run out of band aids 
Found a coloring book and som...

Pandemic Panic

...Pandemic Panic

They ran out to buy all the toilet paper they could find
They ran out and bought all the hand cleaners of all kinds

They cleaned out all of the shelves from our grocery store
T...

Fried Oysters

...When I got to Heaven,
God was gone

His desk cleaned out,
the Angels pawned

Not one scant sign,
he was ever there

Eviction notice,
pinned to his chair

My ride had left,
my ticket torn...

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