I Was Going To- But

'Twas a week before Christmas 
And I've not done my shopping 
I was going this morning 
But first, my floors needed a mopping 

I was going to mop them 
But I first had to broom 
Then, I waited to sweep them 
Till I first cleaned the room 

With pots and pans messy 
From the cookies I baked 
And icing on the counter 
Where the cookies were caked
 
I wanted to run the dishwasher 
Before I swept the floor 
And I wanted to wipe fingerprints 
That were smudged on the door 

But I waited to do that 
Till I cleaned out my fridge 
But I figure I'd wait 
Till I ate me a smidge... 

Of waffles with butter 
All smothered in sugar 
But I lost my darn appetite 
When I noticed a booger 

With all that I've not done 
It had messed with my head 
Said- "The hell with my shopping... 
I'll just go back to bed"
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Goldsmith Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 11:14 AM
A fun rhyme write. Love It. Will you come clean for me??? Oh Please!!! Hahaha.......Happy New Year 2023.........................
Wolf Avatar
December 25, 2022 at 5:26 PM
Charlie, you are one professional procrastinator! This is GREAT. Should have been POTD!
Gentile Avatar
December 21, 2022 at 4:18 AM
I think you made the right decision Charlie!! Such a cute christmas poem you have penned! Merry Christmas!
Buhagiar Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 1:22 AM
I loved this poem. I often find myself in the same situation.
Breidenthal Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 5:58 AM
Love this—the clever rhyming, super funny and cute piece. Beautiful work. It’s good to see you’ve been writing. Amazing work! Always, Laura
Cunningham Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 11:16 AM
Sometimes your day just doesn't pan out like you'd expected. Tom
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:26 AM
Yes, it happens quite often with me (lol). Thanks Tom, Charlie
Volumes Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 10:07 AM
This is a beaut poem Charles. Although its funny, it really happens in real life. When the job gets too great and becomes heavy as lead, the only thing for it is to go back to bed.
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:27 AM
Amen to that, Wendy. Thank you :)
Lawless Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 8:41 AM
Hey, I can multi-task....I can snore and dream at the same time. Great fun here Charlie, thanks for the laughs
M  Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 5:22 PM
Thats funny John!!
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:29 AM
You are even more talented than I thought, John (lol). Thank you, my friend.
M  Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 8:38 AM
What a morning Charlie ….best place was definitely back in bed ….it will be there tomorrow! Enjoyed Debx
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:30 AM
We are on the same wavelength, Deb (lol) Thank you! Charliex
Kitchin Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 8:24 AM
Charlie, ha ha, very cute and entertaining!
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:30 AM
Thank you so much, Tania :)
Logan Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 8:11 AM
Your day had a domino effect that took you right back to where it began. There’s always tomorrow;)
Messina Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:31 AM
LOL- Exactly! Yep, always tomorrow :)
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