do not stereotype pigs

Forget everything you have heard about stereotyping the pigs. I met some the other day, who were cleaner than my cousin Jigs. They vacuumed and dusted the barnyard until it was clean enough to eat. Then they cleaned out the barn, until it was ridiculously spotlessly neat. Forget about mud, someone said when they met these pigs. They are now doing some weird dance, wearing clean glitzy wigs. Their hooves do not have mud, not even a tiny bit of dirt. Do not stereotype these pigs, said my amazed cousin Gert.