Certifiable Poems - Poems about Certifiable

...A Day at The Auction (Silly word play) Gathered a well known assortment of undesirables, Who came to View an eclectic array of collectables, Searching through others unwanted respectabl......Read the rest...

...Beating Heart Speaks--- JESUS-JESUS- My JESUS Beating Heart Speaks--- JESUS-JESUS- My JESUS Beating Hearts Speaks--- JESUS-JESUS- My JESUS Truths unfold, His mercies pure Part of Our Fa......Read the rest...

...Shall we send the lady with the scotty dog a card? The neighbors did not know her well. Mrs. McDard. They had heard some rumors, but nothing reliable. Like her husband was an institution, totally ......Read the rest...

...Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing Ever since mine late boyhood when unstoppable coded cellular processes did segue I experienced abhorrence toward yours truly, an ......Read the rest...

...The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head! Eventually vices will witness me crow king cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy smok'n since me yay high, hence appellation (mountain) wh......Read the rest...

...Aunt Lulu is brilliant, a genius. Are you daft? She is insane. Her ideas are innovative and selfless. Her notions are nuttier than a walnut tree. She is an enigma, elusive and enthusiastic. Di......Read the rest...

...Spam-O-Rama-Dama Try this tonight: One Shot Keto Fungus Destroyer. Put This spice in your shoes to Fix Toenail Fungus and Toxic Liver Backwash ...Overnight (Doctors Stunned) MELT Fat Away wi......Read the rest...

...Here he is, my friend said, tearing off a pink silk scarf with a flourish. I was confused. This was just a storybook, right? Don’t you recognize him? She asked me. On the cover was a stern looking......Read the rest...

...Walking on eggshells, with left-over scratches, Brave little chick into the world hatches... managed to scramble away with a limp-- those eggshells, (and mama) did a number on Shrimp. Fifty ye......Read the rest...

...Roll on down the hill and rope one of those calves I stare at the guy He is a nut bucket Not your bag? Okay Why don’t you climb into the corral with the bull Now I know this guy is certifia......Read the rest...

...War between mother and daughter Queen Brahne of Alexandria shows certifiable behavior Daughter Garnet is ready to take her down, and out if necessary It may sound dark, but just part of a final fa......Read the rest...

...Insanity worked for him; he was thorough in his ability to show it off in a variety of ways. His brother kept his family away, not understanding the slim line between brilliance and certifiable. That......Read the rest...

...Well, this morning began “a fine kettle of fish” to my taste (ambiguity present and somewhat ironic), no waste of intent here. ‘Walk’ mentioned proforma, ‘glazed doughnut’ from Stan’s (1) tasked, ......Read the rest...

...Once upon a mountaintop a she-monster named Mazy was searching for a man. She wanted a young, honest alien man. Not a nutty old tooth-jagged Monster like Bill or Dan. We were horrified. Inner......Read the rest...

...She is Crazy They Told Me She is crazy, they told me, nuts, certifiable. Forgetting I am nuts, and crazy, striving for certifiable "She said this..." "She had this look on her face...." "I hear......Read the rest...