Bulge Out Poems - Poems about Bulge Out

Costuming Halloween Just Playing Here

...Costuming Halloween

Masque my visage fast!
…So my eyes bulge out, drunken red, and give me
    purpled, hairy lips and cheeks to complete 
My bloodcurdling look — Yikes!
So scary…Not sweet!
S...

Bra Woes

...This is for all the ladies out there
That no doubt will relate
To all the woes of wearing a Bra
To which there is no escape

So, firstly we have the bra that rubs
Which stings, that being a maj...

Can'T Handle This Blip

...They shut off our power for about 3 hours
To make needed repairs they say
D'ya know how that affects our daily routine
Like our arm's been cut off half way

No heat, no lights, no comput...

For Ladies Only

...This is for all the ladies out there
That no doubt will relate
To all the woes of wearing a Bra
To which there seems to be no escape?

So, firstly we have the bra that rubs
It stings…. you can’...

Beauty and Beast

...Belle

Beast I love you for your kind heart
But your face will keep us apart
However would I kiss those lips
They're so gross, I have to resist.

Your eyes, they bulge out of yo...

Argh Infamous Pinwheel On Macbook Pro 2009

...Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack
myopic staring eyes
bulge out their sockets,
cuz yours truly taken aback
I espied sight more frightful,
than rookie dazed chess pl...

Dinner At the Lizards

...Lizard mesmerizes prey
Insect wings are quite fast
Eyes swirling about bulge out
Dinner is but a tongue strike away
Let us pray...

An Unwanted Pregnancy

...Her expectation exits
through the door of a clinic.
Doctor aborts her request.
Odor of rotten emotions
spreads on her face.

Carrying without marrying
is the mother of shame.
Thorns in societ...

Dachshunds

...Dachshunds

I don’t mean to be ….GGRRRRRR
un-grrrrrr-ateful…
to the genetics of the genome…BUT

my legs are too short
my body’s too long
my gut hangs so low
I can’t wear a thong

my ears…....

Inside a Mosque On a Friday Prayer

...UhUhUh! Even cattle on sunny hot days 
Feel suffocation 
Inside windows-doors-shut sheds 
(yes! i have seen it, how their eyes bulge out and redden, 
And they take deep sighs, 
And look perplexed in ...

An Unwanted Pregnancy

...Her expectation exits
through the door of a clinic.
Doctor aborts her request.
Odor of rotten emotions
spreads on her face.

Carrying without marrying
is the mother of shame.
Thorns in society prick ...

Can'T Handle This Blip

...They shut off our power for about 3 hours
To make needed repairs they say
D'ya know how that affects our daily routine
Like our arm's been cut off half way

No heat, no lights, no computers, ...

Early Retirement

...There was this science teacher at my high school.  One of those idiots who had to kiss his boss’ ass to get ahead.  One of those insecure fools who would be far more suitable working in a lab with a ...

A Lunatic Lady

...In the harvested field near the canal,
she roams with a mind slid from its rail.
Her muddy skirt and brownish hairs 
flutter in the salty wind like flags of insanity.
A lonely night – the west wi...

Match Made In Heaven

...I stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf

My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my eyes bulge out my head
Like a half squeeze...

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