For Ladies Only

This is for all the ladies out there That no doubt will relate To all the woes of wearing a Bra To which there seems to be no escape? So, firstly we have the bra that rubs It stings…. you can’t take much no more When finally you rip that bra off It’s rubbed your skin red raw! The bra where your boobs bulge out the top of the cup Or hand out underneath You have paid big money for this bra Yet, you are still getting bra grief! Then there's the bra where the straps “continually” fall down They will never sit in place Pulling them up constantly Trying to hide the absolute irritation on your face! We then have the bra that lacks support With movement your boobs just jiggle about Let’s hope there’s no need to run As you will totally knock yourself out!! Lastly, the underwire bra This one worse than all the rest Looking down in complete horror you see A large round wire poking out your top sitting on your chest….!!!